It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Now we have to sign Johnny Damon

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Now we have to sign Johnny Damon

Posted by el duque at 5:06 PM

We sure as hell don't want Javier Vazquez pitching to him, do we?

2 comments:

MattG said...: I'm having nightmares of grand slams, and I'm not even asleep yet.; December 22, 2009 at 5:29 PM
GWC3 said...: Ok, this one was pretty funny.; December 24, 2009 at 11:36 AM

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