Birther Movement Questioning John's Age

An anonymous source is telling us that John Sterling is 10 years older than he claims to be.

We start asking questions. What happens? The Yankees sign a player, as if to create a diversion.

HOW OLD IS JOHN STERLING AND WHY WON'T HE BRING FORTH A SIMPLE BIRTH DOCUMENT TO PUT THIS MATTER TO REST? THIS IS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION TO BE PUT TO ANY VOICE OF THE YANKEES. HOW OLD IS JOHN... REALLY?

WE WILL NOT GO AWAY.

YOU CAN BEAT US DOWN, MASS MEDIA AUTHORITY KNOWITALLS, BUT WE WILL BE BACK.

WE WANT ANSWERS.