Sunday, December 20, 2009

It's the 12 Days of Christmas... John Sterling Style


ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS JOHN STERLING GAVE TO ME...

Twelve Ballgames Over!

Eleven Swishalicious!

Ten CompaƱeras!

Nine that's-right-Suzyns

Eight dont'cha knows

Seven Marks a-texting

Six Hip Hop Jorges!

FIIIIVE FIFTEENTH OUTS... (Every other verse: FIVE GOLDEN THUUUUUUUUUHs)

Four Cap-i-tans!

Three Melk-mans!

Two A-Bombs!

AND AN UPPER-DECKY FROM HE-DECK-EEEEE!

2 comments:

dadlak said...

Please help with the "FIVE FIFTEENTH OUTS" reference.

I like "FIVE GOLDEN THUUUUUUUHS!" much better. "THUUUUUUUUH" has to be in there somewhere.

MattG said...

What if we made it the "Fifteen Days of Christmas brought to you by Geico"?

Then we can use the outs for the 15th, create a new 13th and 14th and use the thuuuuuuuhs for #5.