1. Goddamm bedbugs.2. Plans to live on streets and write about homelessness.
3. Doorman still doesn't remember his name.
4. Has been signed for winter season of Jersey Shore.
5. For $12 million, you'd think the toilets would flush.
6. Place still reeks of Mariah.
7. Condo Association banned his candle-making craft business.
8. Expects to play next year for Pittsburgh Pirates.
9. Haunted at nights by ghost of Bob Shepherd.
10. Needs extra room for Minka's mother.
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In regard to number 6, does the reeking take the form of a breeze and do they call the wind Mariah?
Like everyone else, Jeete needs a beachfront, 31,000+ square feet home.
Just to keep America balanced.
btw Minka's mom died in 2008.
12. Gonna by a motorcycle, hit the road, and find out what the REAL America is all about, and the hell with all you plastic phonies.
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