Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Following Lady Gaga's lead, Yanks to hold "Meat Uniform Day" at Stadium

For a special "Blood and Guts" homestand, the Yankees announced Monday that they will play the Boston Redsocks late this month while wearing pinstriped uniforms woven from former Disney barnyard pals.

To commemorate Meat Day at the stadium, fans will receive a "Sergio Meat Tray" Mystery Beef Bobblehead/Car Deodorant and will have the opportunity to bid on game-salted jerseys worn by players during the contest. The infield that day will be topped with Mr. Food's Sweet-n-Spicy!" pork rub, so every "slide into the plate will add a dazzling pop of flavor to some lucky fan's future plate," chef Hank Steinbrenner said.

"We believe Meat Day will become a great Yankee tradition," team President Randy Levine told reporters. "Imagine Old-Timers Day, but after cheering the old guys, you get to eat them. We figure this is a great way for the Yankees and Major League Baseball to bring home the bacon.'"

1 comment:

Sayonara Kid said...

I can't take it any more. I f*cking hate, hate, HATE those goddamn lottery commercials with the f*cking talking animals. They should crucify whatever half-wit madman pitched the concept, then force his family to eat the body. And why can't anyone on this team do their damn jobs! Logan, don't throw 1-2 hanging breaking pitches. For Chrissake, Susyn could hit a fly ball off Chad Qualls given 2 chances. I'm not going to sleep tonight. Thanks for listening.