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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Them smartypants Steinbrenners went out and got themselves one a them dadgum an-na-lizers

Excitement is building over the changes in the Yankee farm system!

Down the hall from (Yankee brass Mark) Newman’s office sits a “PhD in advanced math and statistics,” says Newman, a statistical analyst devoted to the player development department. The Yankees have added other staff and scouts.

We hired a statistics cruncher? Like in Moneyball
PINCH ME, EVERYBODY, PINCH ME!

The Yanks are upgrading the (Tampa minor league) facility, adding a building that will house meeting rooms and a cafeteria for players, as well as refurbishing the four diamonds. Building a dormitory for prospects is being discussed, too.


A new cafeteria? THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

START PRINTING THE PLAYOFF TICKETS!

2 comments:

Mister D said...

This is like my parents telling me they finally got email. Glad it happened, but kind of embarassing that it took so long.

Anonymous said...

The Yankees also got themselves a new Broadway show, and this article even mentions Sterling:

http://on.wsj.com/1eLTmW4

You're going to have to go see it, for our benefit.