Yankee crapola index raised to Defcon 4: Everybody is ready

The latest from the Crapola Mill. Clip and save. It'll be fun reading later.

"I feel ready to go."
- Manny Banuelos -

“My body is in perfect shape... I’m ready to go."
- Michael Pineda -

"I’m in the best shape I’ve been in in a while... I'm good to go."
- Austin Romine -

"I  really pushed myself... I've had good results."
- Scott Sizemore -

Takeaway point: Yanks are not ready.