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Take me out with the crowd
Frisk my penis and crackerjacks, I don't care if I ever get back.
I guess plastic flasks will be a must.
The fear of a one in a million event has led us to make every event unpleasant. Another good reason not to go to any MLB stadium. I get my fill at airports.On a happier note, Gardy gets the first HR of the season. On less happy notes, Tanaka sucked and there is no offense aside from Gardy's blast.It's gonna be a long season. Go Mets.
Time to consider surrogates teams to root. I started my research here:http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/04/matrix-major-league-baseball-owners-asshole
Textbook start to a terrible season, no surprise there, URRGGG, I actually turned off the radio after the 4th inning,,,,,, Calgon, take me AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
"Frisk my penis and crackerjacks, I don't care if I ever get back" El Duque, how you can turn a phrase/sentence! Thanks for summing up the season to come with one Opening Day remark.
That was the first and last time I rely upon Mustang to relay the third base coach's signals to me. I know, Mattingly woulda been safe.
Frisk my penis and crackerjacks, John M writes like his brain is on crack
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