FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Stephen Drew? Two home runs? Impossible! I thought you were dead?

Stranger things have happened.

3 comments:

John M said...

Just in time to avoid being released so he can suck the next three and a half months. Shrewd.

Anonymous said...

It has become clear that no amount of sucking by Drew could cause him to be released. He could hit .000/.000/.000 the rest of the way, and we would still be hearing about how his BABIP was below his career averages and how he was clearly due for a rebound, and then they would sign him to a three-year contract, just to solidify the infield until Refsnyder gets a shot in 2019...

So if Drew can give us a good performance once every two months or so, I'll take it and not worry about its [nonexistent] future roster impact.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Two more today.

Pretty soon he'll have a positive WAR.