FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Is it my imagination, or do the Yankees always have a pitcher named De Paula?

It's like Calvin Trillin's holiday fruitcake, which gets perpetually passed around. We had a Julio.  We had a Rafael. Now we have a Jose. But didn't one change his name? What if there is only one De Paula, and he is a vampire? Has anyone thought of that?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, el duque. You already said you hated the Yankees. You always bash the team like a little girl even though they are in first place. Why are you still writing a blog no one reads? Are you trying to be Nomaas? Drop dead. Yankee fans don't want your sorry ass. Go away asshole.

Blind Robin ! said...

Anonymous, if that is your real name, how did you come to these conclusions?

Der Kaiser said...

That does it, I'm establishing a commenting identity, just so I don't get associated with these Anonymi any more...

KD said...

We're a game out, dickhead.

John M said...

And I had thought Cedric was Anonymous in comments to an earlier post. The vitriol, the anger, the sociopathic lack of humor...this could be the real Anonymous.

Und a hearty 'Wilkommen' to der Kaiser!