Monday, June 8, 2015
Posted by Alphonso at 12:13 PM
Let us pray.
Brian Cashman and his incompetents ( his garage bands' name when he was a kid ) get a chance to re-stock, or add some groceries, to the Yankee farm system. Some of our recent number one picks have included; Andy Brackman, Cito Culver, Dante Bachette, and a slew of guys hitting below the Mendoza line in Trenton, Charleston and Tampa.
None are in Scranton, because that is for re-treads and pitchers only. Most of our number one picks in the last decade don't even have treads. So they never become re-tread (able).
So this is Derby Day for Brian. His guys have been scouting the world on their private jets, and haunting the local bars for interested waitresses. The problem is, they never look at the young ballplayers.
This is Fuck Up day. Embarrass the Yankees 101 and give the Red Sox fans a good laugh.
This is the day Cashman sets the Yankees back another decade, and leaves Yankee fans wallowing in anger and disbelief. We look at each other and say, " what the F... did he just do? We drafted who? "
Cito Culver recently finished an 0-44 run at AA, pushing his BA below .100. Then, he hit a single, and now he is back on another run to extinction. But he handles the glove well, according to the press release.
So his little brother, who finished off his high school career batting in the low .200's is now eligible for the MLB draft.
Let's get him before he shows any sign of potential. That way, he fits right into the family. Brothers in uselessness.
Have a drink, Brian, and throw a fucking dart!