Last year, I saw one unforgettable Scrantonian. His name was Giovanny Gallegos. He came in to pitch an inning against the mighty Syracuse Chiefs. He struck out the side. Nine pitches. Maybe eight. In fact, no, it was seven. Giovanny Gallegos. Right-handed reliever. Bulldog. Remember that name. Giovanny fucking Gallegos. Gio. Vanny. Gal. Fucking. Egos. Giovannygallegos. Gi. Oh. Van. Ee. Gal. Yay. Gos. I can keep doing this. You think I can't? You think I will run out of steam? You are wrong. Giovanny Gallegos. Giovanny Gallegos. We are going to love this guy. Forget Tyler "The Yankee" Clippard. This is our seventh inning. Giovanny "The Yankee" Gallegos.