Hal Steinbrenner, son of the Yankee owner, today said today that fans have forgiven Aroldis Chapman for the little - er, cough - thing. It's all in the past. It's over. Why are we even talking about it? In fact, we're not. Wait... what thing were you talking about? I didn't say anything. Did you say anything? Well, then, since nobody said anything, we can simply... HOW 'BOUT THAT BEYONCE!