Newswire ( Saudia Arabia);
Manny Machado and Bryce Harper have informed their agents than on Saturday at 10:00am, the minimum price to discuss a contract will increase to $400 million.
Plus, a driver and a Bentley, and:
- Two billboards near the Lincoln Tunnel entrance
- A monument in some ballpark
- A personal attendant for manicures/pedicures.
- Swiss chocolate bonbons for lunch
- Golden spikes
- Exclusivity on home field Jumbo-trons
- An entrant in the Kentucky Derby
- A Partridge
- 2 Pear Trees
- Back-up body parts in cold storage
- A contract with RoGain for male pattern baldness
- Camel and tent
- Game of Thrones version X
Is anyone sick of this crap?
Make them both Padres.
Friday, February 8, 2019
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2 comments:
Ka-boom boomity boom boom boom...
Personally, I think they're both pikers, for not asking for Belgian chocolates, rather than the more pedestrian Swiss variety. LB (No J)
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