HERE'S YOUR MIRANDAS: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SUBLIME!
IT'S A MEMORANDA, FROM MIRANDA!
IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS... JUAN!
JUAN MIRANDA... OVER THE VERANDA!
IT'S A WHACK-JOB, FROM JUAN!
HE'S JUANNY ON THE SPOT!
PLAY CARMEN, MIRANDA!
MIRANDA, MIRANDA, ON THE WALL. WHO HITS FAIREST OF THEM ALL?
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Suggested Sterlingtonian Home Run Calls for Juan Miranda
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Juan Mirabile Dictu!
#2-#4 are fantastic.
Juan for the money!
"Sterlingtonian?" What, is his real name Sterlington?
Juan singular sensation!
I love all of these, but "It's a memoranda from Miranda" gets my vote.
You would prefer Sterlingian? Sterlingish? Sterlinglike? Sterlingese? I think that Sterlingtonian provides some necessary gravitas. (Although Sterlingese sounds pretty good - reminds me of Stengelese)
Dadlak...
STERLINGESE! AHHHH, BRILLIANT!
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