HERE'S YOUR MIRANDAS: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SUBLIME!
IT'S A MEMORANDA, FROM MIRANDA!
IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS... JUAN!
JUAN MIRANDA... OVER THE VERANDA!
IT'S A WHACK-JOB, FROM JUAN!
HE'S JUANNY ON THE SPOT!
PLAY CARMEN, MIRANDA!
MIRANDA, MIRANDA, ON THE WALL. WHO HITS FAIREST OF THEM ALL?
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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Suggested Sterlingtonian Home Run Calls for Juan Miranda
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Juan Mirabile Dictu!
#2-#4 are fantastic.
Juan for the money!
"Sterlingtonian?" What, is his real name Sterlington?
Juan singular sensation!
I love all of these, but "It's a memoranda from Miranda" gets my vote.
You would prefer Sterlingian? Sterlingish? Sterlinglike? Sterlingese? I think that Sterlingtonian provides some necessary gravitas. (Although Sterlingese sounds pretty good - reminds me of Stengelese)
Dadlak...
STERLINGESE! AHHHH, BRILLIANT!
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