Thursday, October 1, 2009

Suggested Sterlingtonian Home Run Calls for Juan Miranda

HERE'S YOUR MIRANDAS: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SUBLIME!

IT'S A MEMORANDA, FROM MIRANDA!

IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS... JUAN!

JUAN MIRANDA... OVER THE VERANDA!

IT'S A WHACK-JOB, FROM JUAN!

HE'S JUANNY ON THE SPOT!

PLAY CARMEN, MIRANDA!

MIRANDA, MIRANDA, ON THE WALL. WHO HITS FAIREST OF THEM ALL?

8 comments:

Alibi Ike said...

Juan Mirabile Dictu!

adam said...

#2-#4 are fantastic.

Geofredo said...

Juan for the money!

Stang said...

"Sterlingtonian?" What, is his real name Sterlington?

dadlak said...

Juan singular sensation!

She-Fan said...

I love all of these, but "It's a memoranda from Miranda" gets my vote.

dadlak said...

You would prefer Sterlingian? Sterlingish? Sterlinglike? Sterlingese? I think that Sterlingtonian provides some necessary gravitas. (Although Sterlingese sounds pretty good - reminds me of Stengelese)

el duque said...

Dadlak...

STERLINGESE! AHHHH, BRILLIANT!