1. Berk, Baby, Berk!
2. Big Puma goes Boom-a!
3. Another job by Berkman the Workman!
4. I gotta Lance in my pants!
5. A jerk... by Berk.
6 Up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Berk Man.
7. Darling, save the last Lance for me!
Monday, August 2, 2010
Seven John Sterling home run calls for Lance Berkman
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A big hit from Fat Elvis
A chart topper!
10. Jesus Christ Al-MIGHT-taaaay loves his Big Lanceroooo!
11. Lance Berkman sends a ball to heaven and a pitcher to Hell!
12. LANCE IN MY PANTS!
You're in a trance if you think lance is the guy
Who has an eye that lets balls take flight
Don't be beguiled by the smile of the man
Who holds your hand in prayers neath the pale moon light
don't forget it's rays that drive them home
And in whose wake you're gonna be
So yank fans it might be 2nd place for thee
Fat Elvis has left the building!
Fat Elvis has the opposition All Shook Up!
What home run?
It is high, it is far, it is gone! A Berkman blast! And the Yankees sure like Lance a lot!
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It is high, it is far, it is gone! A Berkman blast! And Fat Elvis has left the building!
SIR LANCE-A-LOT WITH A SWING OF HIS SWORD!
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