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Monday, August 30, 2010

Wake Up Little Suzie


A follow up to the hearsay about Suzie's close relationship with a certain Yankee(s).
What if Suzie slept too late one time too many with her blade Wade and missed the broadcast. Could it have cost her the job?
Wake up, little Susie, wake up
Wake up, little Susie, wake up
We’ve both been sound asleep, wake up, little Susie, and weep
The gig is over, it’s four o’clock, and you're in trouble deep
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, well
Whatta we gonna tell your compañero
Whatta we gonna tell Cano
Whatta we gonna tell your friends when they don't switch to Geico's Gecko
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie
I told Steinbrenner that you’d be in by ten
Well Susie baby looks like we goofed again
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, we gotta get driven fast by Jeep
Wake up, little Susie, wake up
Wake up, little Susie, wake up
The schtupping wasn’t so hot, my schmeckel just went plop
We fell asleep, your goose is cooked, your reputation is a crock
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie

1 comment:

Joe De Pastry said...

Kim Jones, I could certainly understand.
But Suzyn? They really did Suzyn?