In mid-season, will the Yankees introduce a returning Pettitte, as they once did Clemens, and will Suzyn be able to handle it?

It was not pretty then. It seems less pretty now.

But it's not hard to imagine Andy Pettitte missing baseball, or needing sofa money, or just wanting to get out of the house. And when that happens, the Yankees will gladly make him an offer.

And then... well... let's hope it doesn't happen during the post-game show...