Friday, January 28, 2011

Who's Gonna Win that Big Pro Bowl?

My prediction: The team that wants it most.

Or, a better way of saying it:

The team that doesn't care less than the other team.

There's nothing that excites the NFL fan more than seeing his fearsome gridiron faves jogging in jolly-good slow mo, giving giggly sideline interviews and, through the miracle of modern microphones, getting more laughs from a football game than the blooper reel of a Jim Carey flick.

Aloha, Peyton! Have some Maui Wowie, Tom! All that's missing is Collapsin' Tom Coughlin, screaming along the sidelines because Eli fumbled without being touched! Him say Kellogg's Puffa-Puffa Rice!

2 comments:

JM said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
JM said...

A digga digga bowlful..HUH! New kind of footballa goofiness...HUH! Him puffed and hyped up nice...him called Kellogg's where's-a Jim Rice.