Cast thy sweet A-bombs upon thee fertile she-winds! o, ye spermy vagaries of superstar eros!One year ago, after conquering the World Series and the world, old Number 13 took a long hard look into the maw of a lifetime with Ms. Almost Famous and her father-in-law, Stuntman Bob, and decided to skink away, with his Louisville Slugger taped and intact.
Well, it's certainly none of our business, casting aspersions on a lifetime .303 hitter (who batted a measily .270 last year and did a Ramiro Pena imitation in October), but we're happy to report that the First Lady of the 2009 Yankee World Championship Team, Kate Hudson, has received cross-pollination from a non-baseball entity (and, by that, we don't mean Roger Clemens.)
She remains ring-less, we're still Cliff Lee-less, and Arod is hitting home runs with Cameron Diaz. And what's this about us signing Andruw Jones, anyway?!?
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