Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Jersey Gints, seeking to re-take NY from Jets, sign three big names

Yesterday, the Coughlin Collapsers signed

DE Ayanga Okpokowuruk,

T Ikechuku Ndukwe

and our personal fave

RB Martell Mallet.

2 comments:

Joe De Pastry said...

The guy they really need is free agent safety Nnamdi Asomugha. Nobody escapes from Asomugha Island. But I hope they don't get him; I've always hated the Football Giants. Long story, but not as long as the wait for freaking Pettitte to make-up his little mind!

el duque said...

Actually, I was hoping they'd sign Xlpquz Myxplzemysotelica Jr.