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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Andruw Jones And The Return Of The Doubleheader

Alphonso can rant all he wants about the coming bubonic plague, but Andruw could inspire the aging Yank playboys A-Rod and Derick to return to form.

Legendary outfielder for the Atlanta Braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.
Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')

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