Is This Charlie Sheen Or Brian Cashman?

I think there is more to the story of the suite recently trashed at the Waldorf.

And it goes without saying that the five professionals invited to that party in LA included more than porn stars.

And who brought along the briefcase of cocaine?

Was it Charlie climbing the walls or Brian rappelling the walls?

Who really convinced Andrew Jones to come to NY? More to the point, why would we want a .212 hitter, with a head larger than a great melon, to be our first option off the bench?

Was it porn star number 3 or 4? Porn star number 4, I hear, is a better hitter anyway.

As to the Signing of Soriano, did Brian do it in Charlie's suite? Why weren't Hal and Hank there?

If you put some bruises on Charlie's face, had him drink 3 bottles of vodka and one liter of creme de menthe, and put "trooper" shades on him, could you really tell the difference between Charlie and Cashman?

Could you do it after spending 48 hours with 5 porn stars and a briefcase of coke? Could you re-sign Andy Pettitte?

Love the dress.