It is high, it is far, it is JOHN! : Nicknames Week: Baseball nicknames that implied that a player spent too much time masturbating

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Monday, January 31, 2011

Nicknames Week: Baseball nicknames that implied that a player spent too much time masturbating

Posted by el duque at 6:12 AM

Maz

Pumpsie

Oil Can

The Rocket

Arky

Country

Pie

Boof

Pud

Captain Clutch

Chicken Man

Melky

The Natural

Lefty

Eck

Steady Eddie

Wahoo Sam

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: Laptop; January 31, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Alibi Ike said...: Mr. Zero

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Pronk; January 31, 2011 at 10:38 AM
tracy morgan said...: Sarah Palin is good masturbating material; January 31, 2011 at 11:39 AM
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