Bed, Bath and Beyonce

World celebrates birth of new Yankee fan.

10 gifts for the child who has everything

1. Decent starting rotation

2. Owner willing to shell out for free agents

3. Jeter morning after basket, without night before

4. Lifetime supply of Little Debbie Snack Cakes

5. Duet with John Sterling

6. Never having to endure Redsock championship

7. Visit each Christmas Eve from Randy Levine

8. Record deal

9. Yankee championships, No. 28 through 50

10. Good settlement after mom & dad divorce