Sunday, January 29, 2012

Pro Bowl: Football the way it should be

1. No one cares who wins.

2. Everybody gets to play.

3. If you mess up, opposition lets you atone.

4. Coaches don't berate players.

5. Everyone there for fun.

6. Nobody trying to "win."

7. Players treat each other like people.

8. If refs miss one, it's okay.

9. Everybody is a star!

10. Nobody ever gets hit.

2 comments:

Alibi Ike said...

You sound like a CommieLibSimp today, Dooks.

Look at them babes. You think THEY want to go out with someone who treats them nice and respectfully. Not in my experience, as my court records will show.

el duque said...

The incedible popularity of the Pro Bowl proves once and for all that fans don't like the violence; they prefer to see dazzling offense, with 100 points per game, and players respecting one another - as human beings and not pile drivers. Can't we all just get along?