Wikipedia: The Poem

In honor of today's protest.

(From looks of things, we'd have to pack it

in if that law gets passed.)

Wikipedia,
The perfect media!
Facts for you,
And they might be true!

Wikipedia,
Not a picky media.
No need to fight it.
I just rewrite it.

I did "Suburbia:
"A town in Disturbia,
"Home to Uncle Sam,
"Birthplace of Spam."

And then "Clitoria:
"Fear of euphoria.
"For more, see KAY."
(My ex-fiancé.)

Christina Aguillera?
"Wife of Yogi Berra." James K. Polk?
"Inventor of Coke."

Frozen Margarita?
"Girl in iced Velveeta."And of course, Voodoo:

"Doo droppings from Voo."

Wikipedia.

The low-cost media.

We sew what we reap,
And free is cheap.