Wednesday, January 25, 2012

UH-Oh. Did The Tigers Just Win The Pennant?

Newsflash;


That other Prince just signed with Detroit.

Great pitching + Great Hitting = UH-oh.

6 comments:

Alibi Ike said...

If he only DHs, Major League Baseball might see its first 400 pound player.

Flavius said...

Yeah, the Tigers just won the Pennant. Newly crowned "King" Fielder will probably spend that 214 million on food and die of a heart attack by June.

Or he'll bat .380 with 50+ homeruns.

Or he'll just be very, very mediocre.

But he'll probably be very good.

Remember these predictions in November!

Flavius said...

The REAL question is: did the MARINERS just win the Pennant?

GREAT hitting (Montero) + AWESOME pitching (Iwakuma) = recipe for success.

JM said...

Hey, Ike, what's he at now, 390? It is the offseason after all....

el duque said...

Maybe they won the AL Central. But who wants that on their gravestone?

Alibi Ike said...

Posted in comments last summer on Bardball:

Prince Fielder supplies lots of runs
And his keister’s surmised to be tons
With this summer sensation
Is there some correlation
‘Tween his yield and the size of his buns?