Well, Suzyn, I thank you...
Newsflash;
If he only DHs, Major League Baseball might see its first 400 pound player.
Yeah, the Tigers just won the Pennant. Newly crowned "King" Fielder will probably spend that 214 million on food and die of a heart attack by June.Or he'll bat .380 with 50+ homeruns. Or he'll just be very, very mediocre.But he'll probably be very good. Remember these predictions in November!
The REAL question is: did the MARINERS just win the Pennant?GREAT hitting (Montero) + AWESOME pitching (Iwakuma) = recipe for success.
Hey, Ike, what's he at now, 390? It is the offseason after all....
Maybe they won the AL Central. But who wants that on their gravestone?
Posted in comments last summer on Bardball: Prince Fielder supplies lots of runsAnd his keister’s surmised to be tonsWith this summer sensationIs there some correlation‘Tween his yield and the size of his buns?
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If he only DHs, Major League Baseball might see its first 400 pound player.
Yeah, the Tigers just won the Pennant. Newly crowned "King" Fielder will probably spend that 214 million on food and die of a heart attack by June.
Or he'll bat .380 with 50+ homeruns.
Or he'll just be very, very mediocre.
But he'll probably be very good.
Remember these predictions in November!
The REAL question is: did the MARINERS just win the Pennant?
GREAT hitting (Montero) + AWESOME pitching (Iwakuma) = recipe for success.
Hey, Ike, what's he at now, 390? It is the offseason after all....
Maybe they won the AL Central. But who wants that on their gravestone?
Posted in comments last summer on Bardball:
Prince Fielder supplies lots of runs
And his keister’s surmised to be tons
With this summer sensation
Is there some correlation
‘Tween his yield and the size of his buns?
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