Yesterday, the Yankiverse snapped into DEFCON-4 for several hours, after 2010 1st round pick Cito Culver tweeted this frightening, cryptic note on Twitter.
Culver is the Rochester kid we picked first two years ago, to the vocal dismay of scouting experts within the Yankee blogosphere. Theoretically, he would replace Jeet. He's shown potential, but then this:
An MRI? Shredded shoulder? Broken femur? Spine snapped like a Hershey Bar? Why MRI?
Hours later, Culver tweeted this: I'm good just checking somethings but I'm completely fine.
QUESTION: Why would a "completely fine" player need an MRI?
QUESTION: What "somethings" is he "checking?"
QUESTION: What is the significance of the :( symbol?
Does it symbolize a broken hip?
Culver since has tweeted: Didn't mean to make ppl nervous I'm completely fine. Ready to go next year.
QUESTION: Why is he trying so hard to convince us of his health?
QUESTION: Is he trying to convince us... or himself?
QUESTION: What does he mean by "ppl?" Perforated Pancreatic Leakage?
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2 comments:
Don't waste your time speculating on why he might be having an MRI.
This kid will never be a player, anyway. As a sympathetic human, I hope they are not checking for serious malady.
But as for concerns about arm problems, hamstrings, ligaments, or shoulder separations, it doesn't matter.
He is a total waste. You can tell by two things;
1. His name ( it is not a hall of fame name )
2. The fact that he was our number 1 pick. Great history there in recent years, right?
On the other hand, his MRI tweet has given me an idea; I propose that he volunteer to the hospital for special surgeries for experimental operations of all kinds.
His future and his contributions then, at minimum, could benefit medical science.
He will contribute zero to the NYY.
Bet on it.
Send him to Germany for treatment of whatever it is.
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