1. Each loss rationalized as "the cycle of life."
2. Pitchers face two-hour lines to showers.
3. Vin Scully required to call games using Donald Duck voice.
4. Night games played on ice.
5. When opposition hits HR, Jumbotron shows video of Bambi's parents dying.
6. Traded players form Pixar, win multiple championships.
7. Photo snapped of each HR, then sold to player for $25.
8. Dwarf Day.
9. To spook opposing pitcher, crowd sings 400 verses of "It's a Small World After All."
10. First acquisition: Prince Fielder.
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