Since the Yankees went out of the pennant race in June, I have been drinking more and more.
Did you know that Crown Royal shots actually taste better at 10:00am than at 10:00pm?
I use alcohol to stimulate my thinking when it comes to the Yanks. Rather, I use it to forget everything I'm pretty sure I know.
And in today's stupor, my only hope remains: we have to buy the Royals.
If this doesn't happen, I will just keep drinking.
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Be patient. We'll buy all their best players -- ten years from now.
http://lockerdome.com/mlbmemes/6170045562753857/7075659885317140
A-Rod almost got trampled by Tony Romo today.
A-Rod was in Dallas, America's capital of ebola incompetence?
Hey, you never know.
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