The other day, some total jerks knocked off
the Yogi Berra Museum at Montclair State University.
It’s aint stolen ‘till it’s stolen.
It's tough when they steal memorabilia, because you don’t always remember it.
Burglary is 90 percent getting in, and the other half is getting out.
Nobody steals any more. They just take your stuff.
These days, a nickel isn’t even worth a crime.