Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Things Yogi would say about his museum heist

The other day, some total jerks knocked off 
the Yogi Berra Museum at Montclair State University.


It’s aint stolen ‘till it’s stolen.

It's tough when they steal memorabilia, because you don’t always remember it.

Burglary is 90 percent getting in, and the other half is getting out.

Nobody steals any more. They just take your stuff.

These days, a nickel isn’t even worth a crime.

1 comment:

ceeja said...

No wonder nobody knocks me off -- it's been done too many times.

We used to just throw this crap away in the old days.

If there's a way to make money, take it.

Biggest theft of Yankee valuables since Carl Pavano signed for $39 million.

I've got plenty of other old jock straps I can sign.