The critics are raving about this Yankee ball club!

"... ominously looking like one of the worst Yankee teams in decades..."
Bill Madden

"... not an Evil Empire any longer, just an aging one..."
Mike Lupica

"... they can’t hit, field or run the bases... They are 1-4 and their one victory was a gift basket delivered by the Blue Jays."
Joel Sherman

"... it sure is tough to win then you can’t hit, can’t field, can’t run the bases, and can’t pitch, isn’t it?"
Mike Axisa 

"... lifeless... a wreck..."
Anthony McCarron

"... I can't remember a worse Yankee line-up in 30 years..."
Alphonso

"... if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. And this team is a frickin' abyss."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"...Should we feel hatred? no, not hatred, but boredom - the terrible, hopeless, draining, paralyzing boredom of watching these inferiors."
Ayn Rand

"... It's like Igawa-vu all over again."
Yogi Berra

"... “It would be horrible not to make the playoffs three years in a row. We’d be embarrassed."
Hal Steinbrenner