Friday, November 30, 2007

Twins Put Johan Santana Up on eBay

Posted by el duque at 6:36 AM

ITEM: Pitcher

DESCRIPTION: Used, 74,000 miles on odometer

USAGE: Every 5th day, until battery runs out

CURRENT LEAD BID: NY -- Entire future, plus $250 M.
BIDDING HISTORY:
BOS: Coco Crisp, really big bucket of balls
NY: Kennedy, Cabrera, Tabata
BOS: Coco Crisp, bigger bucket of balls
NY: Kennedy, Cabrera
BOS: Coco Crisp, bucket of balls

HOURS LEFT TO BID: Whenever

HANDLING COSTS: $250 million

CURRENT HIGH BIDDER: stubby@mensa.com

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