Sunday, February 15, 2026

Is Max Fried the Yankees' "Quad God"?

 


Word comes from Florida that Max Fried, the reigning ace of the Yankees' pitching staff—well, right now, about the entirety of the Yankees' pitching staff—is still upset over his awful start against the Blue Jays in the playoffs last year, and is using it to "motivate" himself this season.

Uh-huh.

Here is where today's athletes separate themselves from the rest of us. We mere mortals might have assumed that the $31.5 million a year that Mr. Fried makes would have been motivation enough, but no siree. Fried will be hell-bent on avenging that disastrous, embarrassing outing, when he surrendered 7 earned runs in less than 4 innings and essentially ended the Yanks' postseason hopes.

Well, Maxxie must have been motivating like crazy throughout his career, because he has generally been an enormous flop in October, going a lifetime 2-6 in 14 playoff starts and 22 appearances, along with a blown save, and an ERA of 5.31.

Motivation, schmotivation. With everything on the line, Max resembles nothing so much as that team of walking—well, falling—nervous breakdowns now representing us at the Olympics.

One great U.S. athlete after another, invariably described as "the greatest ever," "completely invincible," "best in the world," and "boffo, baby, boffo!" (all right, I made that last one up), has not merely lost, but usually fallen flat on their faces.

The most prominent, of course, has been "the Quad God"—real name, Ilya Kuryakin—but it's been about the same for such Olympic can't-misses as Chloe Kim, Lindsey Vonn, and Mikaela Schiffrin, leaving one gold after another lying in the ice, snow, or what have you.




American athletes, in fact, have been falling down or choking up in such profusion that one wonders if they have not secretly signed up to advertise some medical service or emergency room, once these Olympics finally end.







Maybe a group shot, with all of them saying, "Once the Olympics were over, I was airlifted straight to NYU/Langone for MY rehab! You should, too!"





Or even better, perhaps, maybe some mental health group rate. 

"Under pressure? Hey, I hear ya. Come see our trusted psychological professionals before you find yourself picking the ice chips out of your teeth.!"

I kid, I kid. But boy, it's just too painful to watch anymore—for the psychic toll, even more than the physical.

So it will be with our Maxxie, I fear.  


Yes, the man has had some occasional, postseason successes. He is most renowned, perhaps, for pitching six shutout innings in the Braves' 7-0 romp over Houston to clinch the 2021 World Series—something law-abiding baseball fans everywhere could admire. 

And his first, October start for your New York Yankees consisted of 6 1/3 innings against the BoSox last year...in a game we eventually lost.

But that's about it. 

The only time that Max Fried, ace of our staff, has got through the seventh inning in a playoff game, was 7 shutout innings against Cincinnati, in an NLDS game...back in 2020. Which should tell us something.

Now 32, Fried has proved a delicate soul on the mound, never pitching as many as 200 innings in a season. He tends to weaken as the season goes on—as he did for us last year, his ERA rising from a spectacular, 1.92 to 3.26, from June 25th to August 16th.  

He then seemed to right himself, finishing strong...before his October flop. 

Hey, I don't say this is any personal failing. The man has been taught to pitch this way, no doubt by any number of the nattering nabobs now left in charge of major-league pitching staffs. You leave it all out there for six innings, throw as hard as you can, miss bats...and then a first-class bullpen picks you up.

Except...our wonderful GM forgot to provide us with any such thing this year. Or even really much of one last year. Had Max Fried been signed to play on, say, those 1998-2000 Yankees teams with maybe the best all-around bullpen ever assembled, he would be lights out.

Now—as our designated ace—with no one behind him and no one in the pen, the pressure for him to go long, consistently, is going to be unbearable. Look for another slump or even a breakdown, as October comes early. 

And be sure to buy the Quad God's new self-help book, Serenity Now.








 

Attack of the unheralded and undervalued Yankee breakout prospects

Have you heard about the tidal wave of under-appreciated Yankee prospects, soon to overwhelm the Gulf of America coastline?

With respect to fellow bloggers, whom I read faithfully, everywhere across Tampa, it's raining potential breakout Yankee prospects. These are the young - (twentysomething, anyway) - lug nuts who, if they hit .350 in April or throw a shutout in May, will abruptly vault onto the Top 20 Prospect pig lists, to be endlessly hyped by us, the hyperest of  hypers.

I believe that's why the Yankees face their current crisis.

Every winter and July 31 deadline, they trade multi-prospect packages for former all-stars, who have overstayed their welcomes in places like Miami, Colorado or Pittsburgh. In the 2020s, the front office came to realize that, unless a traded player becomes a major star, it will pay no price for dealing away young talent.

When all is said and done, the ever-shrinking platoon of Gammonites - whittled to a handful by the media's trillionaire oligarchs - will not squawk about a JP Sears, a Greg Wissert, a Thairo Estrada, a Carlos Narvaez, or anybody else who goes elsewhere and becomes a legitimate MLB player. 

Last month, Brian Cashman dealt four no-name prospects for Ryan Weathers. There was no outcry, no questioning of the price tag. In his early years as GM, Cashman notably avoided such deals, fearing a career-killing misstep. He'd never allow ex-Yanks to go to the Mets or Redsocks. Now, it happens regularly. And Cashman knows: When the Yankees trade another bundle, there'll always a new group to fill the Top 20 list. The "potential breakouts."    

But but BUT... the Yankees have a problem. By hyping one or two prospects relentlessly, they annually paint themselves into a corner. They cannot trade their Number One prospect without blowback. They're stuck with him. Anthony Volpe can have three rotten years, but he's still their golden boy. Look at this week's reaction to the idea that Jasson Dominguez - the Martian - might be ticketed to Scranton. The fans have waited seven years for him. Now, traded for a bullpen cog? Say it ain't so.

I believe the Yankees are one or two players shy of taking the AL East. You see the infield, the rotation, the bullpen. There is no free agent out there. And having cratered their farm system, they have only their top prospects to deal. The thing about "potential breakout" prospects - they're always a month away.

Wait... The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

With all this talk of Cash and Bubbles Boone, we mustn't forget about this man . . .



 HAROLD ZIEG
S T E I N B R E N N E R

"ZIEG HAL"
(as his college PALS use to say)
 

Ten Signs of the looming Yankeopalypse

Read the solar system, people. The Yankee God - a vain and jealous, cosmic bigwig - looks muy pissed. I'm talking about the Yankeopalypse, Yankeegeddon, the Last (Aaron) Judgement, the Doomsday House that Ruth Built.  

Here are today's 10 signs...

1. Joey Gallo is attempting a comeback... as a pitcher. Makes sense. He sure hit like one. 

2. The Gammonites are predicting improvements for Aaron Judge, due to the new automated strike zone challenge rule. Their claim: All his career, Judge has been screwed by human umps, lumbering neanderthals who expanded his 6'7" strike zone. Dunno. But I do know this: Last year, Judge was the best hitter in baseball. Are they really going to hang more expectations on the guy?

3. Could the automated zone help rookie Spencer Jones, also 6'7"? Dunno. But if Jones doesn't pan out, maybe they should cut to the chase and have him pitch? (Fun Fact: He was a great pitching prospect in high school, until he broke his arm.)

4. Gerrit Cole has a beard. Who knew he was one of them? (I think the Yankee clubhouse's demand for mustache wax is gonna rival that of condoms in Milan.)

5. Yesterday, in front of the Yankee brain trust, Cole thew two simulated innings and supposedly topped out at 96 mph. This is great news, unless it compels Cole to return too quickly. Then, it would be really, really bad news. Really, really, really. Which, I think, sums up the Yankees in many places.

6. Along with chin gardening, Cole showed off a new delivery. I hope he knows what he's doing.

7. After signing 35-year-old bullpen lug nut Rafael Montero, the Yankees quickly slotted him into Boonie's Circle of Trust. It's amazing how quickly a scrapheap acquisition can suddenly fill a massive hole, which the Yankees were refusing to acknowledge. 

8. Montero signed a minor league contract, full of incentives. Fine. Cashman's great love is romping barefoot through the scrapyard. But Montero's ERA last year tanked at 4.48, and I suspect the Tigers experience PTSD from the sight of him. He was Mark Leiter (4.62), Ian Hamilton (4.28) though he still beat Camilo Doval (4.82) who inexplicably seems to be viewed as our 8th Inning man. Go figure. 

9. They say Jasson Dominguez might need a year in Scranton. If so, what does it say about the Yankee front office's ability to assess and nurture talent? They will have effectively - perhaps permanently - screwed up The Martian. If he needed a season in Scranton, it should have been last year. They saw in spring training that he couldn't play LF. They wasted a year of his life, of his development. In another city, somebody would lose his job for this. WTF?

10. Is it me, or does the recent spate of insanely microscopic transactions - signing and waiving players at the end of the 40-man roster - suggest the Yankees are being run by an A.I. chatbot? If so, can such a team have a soul? Are you there, Yankee god? 

Friday, February 13, 2026

Spring Training Glossary of Terms

It's Spring Training and The Yankees are back in Tampa and working out at Steinbrenner Field in preparation for the 2026 and probably final MLB season. 

The next few weeks will be filled with articles and interviews designed to give fans hope, expectation, and an understanding of how the team and the players are doing. 

To help interpret the above, here is a glossary of common terms and their actual meaning. 

--

For Pitchers

Tweak

Out 6-8 Weeks.

Soreness

Tommy John.

"Shut Down For a Few Days"

 Arm Cancer.

“Working on a new pitch”

Can’t get batters out with old pitch.

Or, 

Justifying roster space for player released by worst team in league who somehow magically will be a vital bullpen piece.  

"Throwing off flat ground"

Arm cancer in remission.

"Headed back to NY for a second opinion."

You know what.

--

For Hitters

Tweaks  

A tweak for a batter means they can’t hit a certain pitch but... by moving up/back/closer/further to/from the plate or changing their swing path... they will still not be able to hit that pitch.

 "Built for the short porch at Yankee Stadium."

 Warning track power. 

“Learning to go the other way”

Caught in Downtown Tampa soliciting male prostitute.

--

General Phrases

"No one works as hard as this guy."

Not very good. We know it. He knows it. They play him anyway.

"Great working with the young kids'

Taking the place on the roster of one of those young kids. 

"Learning a new position"

"We're paying him anyway. We might as well try this."

 "Could find his way onto the team as the 26th man."

In Scranton.

"He’s here to get a taste of the big leagues."

He was caught coming out of one of Tampa’s strip clubs.

"Potential Future All Star"

Will be traded for middle relief in July.

"It's all in front of us"

Because it sure as hell isn't behind us. Last year sucked. 


Cam Schlittler is hurt, and the Yankees say, "Don't worry?" Yeah. Right.

Move on. Nothing to see here. Nothing to worry about. Keep going. Do not stop. REPEATING: MOVE ON. NOTHING TO SEE HERE... 

In the movies, that's how it begins: The Zombie Apocalypse. One guy bites another. That makes two, then four, then eight, then a million. 

That's also how the Yankeocalypse happens. A Jonathan Loaisiga bites Clayton Beeter, who nibbles on Luis Gil, and - kaboom - the Zombie King himself, Giancarlo Stanton, shows up to feast.  

The opening of spring training begets the first wave of injuries. When it's Scott Effross, we ignore it. When it's Gerrit Cole, we feel dizzy. 

Yesterday, the Yankees announced that their Greatest Hope for 2026 - Cam Schlittler, has a barking back and lateral, and he'll take some time off, presumably to watch TV or tour the Dali Museum. Immediately, the team activated its Pooh-Pooh Machine, turning on gaslights from NYC to the Gulf of - um - America? 

They claim our concern should be Zero. 

Move on. Nothing to see here...

Listen, Cam Schlittler is why Yank fans haven't been rioting in the streets. All winter, whenever the team passed on a free agent, we were mollified by the notion that Schlittler, our looming young star, would save the rotation. Nobody inspires more hope. Last year, he arrived July 9 and went 4-3 (a 2.96 ERA) in 14 starts. He shut out Boston over eight innings in the Wild Card series, then pitched into the 7th, allowing just two earned runs, against Toronto in the Division Series. On Feb. 5, he turned 25.

Now, they say he'll "skip a few bullpens?" 

In other words, they'll shut him down and hope the problem goes away. 

Along with a tour of our medical tent, the opening of Camp Tampa is always time to acknowledge the glaring reality of the upcoming season. The 2026 Yankees are a hand grenade with the pin half-pulled. If it doesn't go off, if everybody stays healthy, they might make it until Gerrit Cole, Carlos Rodon and Clarke Schmidt return. And if the grenade blows, well, it's Cade Winquest, up from the Rule 5 draft. 

One day in, one man down. "Don't worry," they say. Move on...     

Thursday, February 12, 2026

One day into Yankee camp, let us ponder our 10 great fears

Throughout U.S. history, the state of the Yankees has always mirrored that of our nation. You can look it up. 

Vietnam/Horace Clarke. 

Watergate/Otto Velez. 

Great Recession/Sidney Ponson. 

As for 2026? Yikes. The midterms. ICE. Epstein. The debt. The Melania movie on streaming. Max Shuelmann...  

Ten reasons to fear the State of the Yankees.

1. The simple problem with returning last year's roster: You also rerun the reasons why that team failed. 

2. They have ignored the biggest problem: Shortstop. For three seasons, Anthony Volpe has shat the bed. Apparently, around late May, they'll conjure him up for one more try. Last year, they barely gave Jose Caballero a shot. He hit .266 over 95 plate appearances, then handed the keys to Volpe. Caballero turns 30 in August. He's getting old for a frontline SS, especially one who specializes on speed. Are we really, once again, gonna balance everything on Volpe?

3. The Yankee bullpen is full of holes. It seems to be based on the franchise-wide assumption that the farm system will endlessly churn out young arms, while helping retreads like Jake Bird and Camilo Duval return to form. In other words, we're hoping to be lucky. Is that a good idea?

4. They still have no sense of balance in the outfield. If they sign a righty hitter - there aren't many left - they'll relegate The Martian and/or Spencer Jones to platoon roles, which - frankly - would jeopardize their long term careers. They are the most hyped youngsters in the entire organization - still the most intriguing - yet the Yankees have no place for them. Scranton? Again? Insane. 

5. The farm system looks perilously thin. According to The Athletic, two of their top 20 prospects went unprotected in the recent Rule 5 draft - and nobody took a flier on them. Yikes. (By the way, they are Alan Facundo, ranked #15, and Henry Lalaine, #16, two lefties.) What does it say about our system?

6. The Yankees seem to be depending on Cade Winquest, a Rule 5 pick from the Cardinals. Last time a Rule 5 selection made the Yankees' Opening Day roster was 1973, the year of Hoss, Ron Swoboda and the elderly Matty Alou. Bad sign. Really bad sign.

7. Amazingly, the Yankees haven't addressed the need for a RH-hitting catcher. Their three lefties - Austin Wells, Ben Rice and JC Escara - create a stark roster imbalance that, back in October, drew the ire of A-Rod, of all people. When the happy-talking A-Rod is criticizing you.. yikes. 

8. This week, Boston traded for Caleb Durbin, a 5'7" ex-Yankee sparkplug who will torment us for years to come. Something about a bad trade - as Melencamp would say, "Goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone." Last year, Cashman traded Durbin for Devin Williams, who relentlessly sucked. Durbin finished third in the NL Rookie of the Year balloting. Hate to think of what he'll do to us. But I've got a feeling we'll hear many references to Dustin Pedroia.

9. The Yankees seem to assume that Gerrit Cole and Carlos Rodon will return, as they were before surgery. Maybe they will. Maybe they won't. Either way, it's one hell of a gamble. 

10. Speaking of happy talk, Aaron Boone is back, spackling over our weaknesses. Nothing changes. But the world is starting to notice how weak the Yankees have become. Boston fans, in their acidic ridicule, actually pretend to feel sorry for us. It doesn't get worse.

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

This is Brian Cashman, Senior Vice President and General Manager of Your New York Yankees



 



















Please use this post to send him a message.

Share your thoughts.

Tell him,  just how well you think he's doing.

He'll appreciate your honesty and candor.

Be Bold.

And truth be told . . . 

He may just implement some of YOUR suggestions.

Enjoy this very special Report to Camp Wednesday !

2026 ROCKS !


Life is Good, Still

Winter’s been raw as a campout in Banff,
Your new basement walls are moldy and damp,
Your curtains caught fire from a knocked-over lamp —
.      Relax!
.      Pitchers and catchers are reporting to camp.

Your check-writing hand’s developed a cramp,
Your bills are all due and you ain’t got a stamp,
Creditors cling to your neck like a clamp —
.      Smile!
.      Pitchers and catchers are reporting to camp.

DC’s infected by grifters and tramps,
Pushing democracy off a steep ramp,
But they are outnumbered and we are the champs —
.      Keep the faith!
.      Pitchers and catchers are reporting to camp.

Today begins the great Yankee Experiment of 2026: Steven Wright's team.

A Steven Wright joke goes, "Last night, somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates. When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'"

Today, as pitchers and catchers arrive in Camp Tampa - de facto home to both the Rays and the former Evil Empire - the Yankees have replaced their team with a roster of exact duplicates from last year. 

Somehow, this winter, somebody got into the clubhouse at George M. Steinbrenner Field and replaced every player - every lug nut, every molecule - with a perfect replica from last year's 2nd place team. 

Same team, one year older... 

I've followed the Yankees for 70 years. Never - never - do I recall them simply doubling down on last year's unexceptional team, as they have done. No big free agent, no major trade, no massively hyped rookie - just the same lineup that finished runner-up. 

This year, the Yankees and Mets will mount completely opposite strategies. The Mets begat a total winter teardown, recreating their clubhouse down to the wall studs. The Yankees didn't even rearrange the furniture.  

This could mean a craftier, wiser Yankee team, fused by comradery and experience.

It could mean a lineup that implodes from the strains of age.

On this blog, Cooperstown Cashman has few admirers. For years, I've wanted a new GM. But let's be honest: We're watching an exceptionally bold strategy - something entirely new. Cashman is holding his cards, standing pat, with or without a winning hand. He is doing this, of course, at the directive of Food Stamps Hal Steinbrenner.

Will it work? 

Can the Yankees, buttressed by maturity, create a winning clubhouse? Or will we simply see more blown out body parts?

This winter, I wanted a frontline starter. Come October, I believe they will regret not adding one. So be it.  

Another Steven Wright joke goes, "Whenever I think about the past, it just brings up so many memories." He's right. But I don't recall anything like what we're about to see. 

And so begins the Great Yankee Experiment of 2026.

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

The Gammonites are jubilant over MLB's looming spring changes. None of them involve the Yankees.

Today's Gray Lady - aka The Athletic's Jim Bowden - tees up  spring training, which starts tomorrow. 

Count me in. 

Let's celebrate a long-lost rhyme for February 10:

Yogi's view on deja vu:
Tomorrow, it all starts anew.   

On that note, let's ponder The Athletic's Eight Reasons to be Excited About Spring Training, and - of course - the Yankee response.

1. ATHLETIC: "This turned out to be the offseason for teams to go outside the box when choosing their new managers... It’s going to be fascinating."

YANKEES: Aaron Boone. Fascinating? Nope. 

2. ATHLETIC: "The Mets had an Amazin’ January, quickly rebuilding their team into legitimate contenders."

YANKEES: Nope. Same as last year.

3. ATHLETIC: "MLB is fortunate to welcome new talent from Japan. Three more Japanese stars."

YANKEES: Nope. Same as last year.

4. ATHLETIC: "The most positive clubhouse culture change though could be coming to the Baltimore Orioles with the addition of (Pete) Alonso."

YANKEES: Nope. Same as last year.

5. ATHLETIC:  "Detroit will have two aces making more than $30 million at the top of their rotation. But for how long?"

YANKEES:  Nope. Tarik Skubal will be a Dodger.

6. ATHLETICS: "There are still several players who were rumored throughout the offseason to be trade targets."

YANKEES: Nope. 

8. ATHLETIC: "This year’s potential rookie class is loaded."

YANKEES: Nope. 

8. ATHLETIC: "It’s finally here. The Automated Ball-Strike (ABS) challenge system."

YANKEES:  Umm, wait... Holy crap! Get wild, everybody! The ABS! (Along with our IBS.) And.. hold on! I take it all back... this just in:  

We have acquired Max "the Cruel Shoe" Schuemann! 

A quickie

 



These two are great. Final match today, noon Eastern time. Shocked that Britain got whomped so badly by Sweden, but that's how the biscuit crumbles.

Bad Bunny was great. I do not like rap in general, but that was a lot of fun. Obviously made for TV, not for the live audience as much. The sets were fantastic, the messages related to Puerto Rico were great, and it actually made me pretty homesick for New York. It's been too long since I saw a bunch of older guys playing dominoes out on the sidewalk.

And now, baseball...

Monday, February 9, 2026

The Super Bowl was tiresome, and the commercials even sucked. Ten Cultural Jury Duty observations about last night's game.


With nothing better to do, I appropriated four hours last night to America's version of 
cultural jury duty. 

Didn't care who won, the Jersey Gints having sapped my football fandom back in November. Just figured I'd watch, in case something happened. 

Nothing did (well, one exception.)

The obligatory 10 thoughts:

1. The game was torpid. It seemed like eight hours. I claim to love a crisp defensive gem. This was not that. New England's OL played like Styrofoam statues. Both QBs overthrew wide receivers who were wide open.

2. In today's NFL, when place-kickers commonly hit from 50 yards out, a game of field goals barely rivals the excitement of professional cornhole.

3. Actually, late in the game, something did happen. A streaker ran out onto the field and briefly eluded security. Naturally, NBC cut away and, while Mike Tirico clutched his pearls,  refused to show it. Fortunately, there are cellphones. See above.  

4. Most ads flew 30,000 feet above my head, touting products I cannot fully fathom. Crypto. Artificial Intelligence. Drugs that might inspire suicidal thoughts. Whatever happened to Irritabelle, the IBS lady? 

5. OK, number three does make me a geezer. Considering the world we're leaving them, millennials have every right to "Okay Boomer" us. But the collective theme from last night's ad blitz seemed to be that the world we know is flying out the window. Good luck understanding it, everybody. 

6. Wait! One exception: Two ads told us that Lays Potato Chips are made from...  potatoes! WHO KNEW? 

7. The halftime show needed subtitles. Seriously, would it have been that much of an extra expense, or artistic comedown, to let us dolts at home know what Bad Bunny was saying? Okay, now, I'm really sounding old: But they built a billion dollar set and didn't fucking bother to show us the lyrics. I looked forward to understanding Bad Bunny's messaging. Big disappointment.

8. At least it was fun to imagine Trump hating the show. True to form, he complained. Almost makes it worthwhile.

9. Always enjoy Tirico, who - full disclosure - was in my rotisserie baseball league, way back when he worked in Syracuse. But Chris Collingsworth has run out of gas. The slower the game, the more superlatives he heaped. By the end, we were witnessing the greatest defense in NFL history. Ridiculous. 

10. If there is a Hell, it is watching the Super Bowl pregame show through eternity.

Yanks open Tampa on Wednesday. 

Sunday, February 8, 2026

If the Yankees are kidding themselves, maybe we should, too.

Today, with temps firmly below zero, I gazed out the window, saw my shadow, and thought a thought: 

This Yankee Winter of Despair cannot last forever. 

And maybe we're handling it all wrong.

Maybe we should follow the Trumpian model of governance: Never admit a mistake, never acknowledge a defeat, always accuse your critics of lying, always say everything is great, and if it's not, just claim everything is rigged. 

Why can't we apply that mindset to the Yankees? We don't need to sit around and mope. Screw the wind-chill index; damn the polar vortex. Let's merrily assume - as the Yankees are willing to do - that last year's runner-up, trotted out again, will win in 2026. Fukkit. Let's climb aboard the bandwagon and claim that everything will work. And if doesn't - well, shit, it's just a baseball team, right?  

From now on, I'm simply going to assume that...

Cam Schlittler is the pitcher who shut down Boston in the playoffs, which means he'll replace Max Fried as our ace and challenge for the Cy Young award. Moreover, our farm system will churn out more Schlittlers, boosting the rotation and bullpen. We have nothing to worry about, but worrying-about, itself.

Aaron Judge will have an injury-free season and win another MVP award. Why do I think this? Because he will be protected in the lineup by Giancarlo Stanton, who will have an injury-free season and challenge for another MVP award. Together, they will anchor a batting order, which has an injury-free season and collects awards like Bad Bunny at the Grammys.  

Gerrit Cole and Carlos Rodon will return from injuries as the pitchers they were before surgery. They will suffer no problems, whatsoever. And Cole will always cover first base on grounders to the right side.

Anthony Volpe will NOT return as the player he was before surgery. He'll finally become the Yankee SS of the future, who settles the infield and hits.  

The Martian will start his season at Scranton, devote himself to the Zen of fielding, and return to refresh the Yankees in July, for the stretch drive.

The Yankees will receive their rings in the newly opened Trump White House Ballroom, after a parade down the Canyon of Trump. Next winter, we'll look out of our windows to see roses in bloom, while smiling ICE agents stand guard.  

Not a good morning for Lindsey, bad crash



This is beyond sad. You could hear her screaming before anyone could get to her. Helicoptered off the mountain, no injury report yet.

Really shocking watching it live.