Thursday, August 13, 2026

After 120 games, only three AL teams are out of it

The ESPN dorks keep calling the Yankees shoe-ins for the 2026 post season. Last night, one of them called us "a sleeping giant," because we expect Aaron Judge, Cody Bellinger and Giancarlo Stanton to return and beat the living crapola out of everybody. 

I call bullshit. Nine points:

1. The sad truth is that, heading for the home stretch, only three AL teams - the Royals, Angels and A's - have been eliminated. 

2. The sheer Mendoza Line mediocrity of the AL leaves several certified tomato cans in the wild card chase. 

3. Baltimore, for example, seemed to wave a white flag on Aug. 3, when they traded Adley Rutschman to Boston. They're still only two games out.

4. And last year's It Girl - Toronto - is suddenly hot, winning 7 of 10. They're a measly 1.5 games out.

5. The Yankees rotation - Schlittler, Cole, and Fried - stacks up against anybody. Also, Ryan Weathers has been lights-out, of late.

6. The Yankees also anticipate the return of the Big Three - Judge, Giancarlo and Cody.

7. That would bring a logjam at DH, 1B and the OF. And it could mean streak hitters, such as Stanton, cannot play every day. 

8. But let's not forget the one true Yankee reality. 

9. We are always in a continuum of injuries. The next wave will soon crash. There is no such thing as the Yankees at full strength. Do not unbuckle your seat belts. We are probably a lock for the playoffs. But we should thank the lowly AL for its generosity. 

Bits and pieces

I barely made it to the early innings last night, but Will Warren had one of his terrible starts. And against a crap team, to boot. You never know which Warren you'll get, and that's problematic whether you're a starter or a reliever. So the idea that he can move to the bullpen when Rodon comes back is questionable, to say the least. Of course, you never know which Rodon you'll get either, though it's too often the mediocre one. But he makes too much money to not be in the rotation.

Speaking of playing the money no matter what, Grisham is an embarassment in center. Doesn't he realize that about himself? Good reads and good routes can only go so far to make up for poor wheels. And I don't know that he's so terrific at the first two.

Spencer Jones should obviously be playing center. He's fast, he's good, he can hit. If Boone wants to use Grisham, he should go in right field. There's not much ground to cover there. But between the $22 million and not wanting to humiliate a veteran, Boone will do nothing,  especially after last night's offensive explosion by Grish. This is one of those terrible times when you just have to wish for a hinky hammy, even if it adds a few centuries to your time in Purgatory.

Garcia needs to shave. That beard is awful. One man's opinion. Ramos's is pretty bad, too, and he has shown zip at the plate. The change might do him good.

Last night in the comments, it was noted that Gary Sanchez is having a, for him, good year. Batting .224, OPS over .800. Better than Wells. (Have you noticed that Wells has suddenly started hitting? Not amazingly well, but amazingly well for him.) What wasn't mentioned is that in a blowout a couple days ago, Sanchez came in to pitch late in the game. There's a video out there of him throwing a 37 mph curve with a 213 degree drop, basically a slow pitch softball toss that arced high in the air. It might be the folliest Folly Floater of all time.

I continue to inch my way through the Joe D bio I've been reading, and he was one strange dude. But practical. At the best whorehouse in New York, all the beds had satin sheets, but Joe complained that his knees kept sliding when he was screwing. So they kept a set of cotton sheets for when he visited, known within the establishment as the DiMaggio Sheets. He saved his sliding for the basepaths.

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

º8/12/2º26 – "This is Not Your Father's MoneyBall"


  

Look at him go! Giancarlo can run the bases!

Hot scoop: Giancarlo Stanton - the galloping gonad - ran the bases yesterday!

I mean, wow! You can see it. He actually lifts one foot and sets it down in forward motion, you know?, like runners do. He ran. He really ran. Sorta.  

Not fast, mind you. Not a sprint. Dear God, do you want the baselines swamped in bodily fluid? He took his time, carefully, methodically. He ran to first. Then he ran to second. I didn't have a stopwatch. If he'd continued to third, we'd need a calendar. He ran solidly, contemplatively, as if hauling an invisible ice cream truck. In other words, he's back.   

So, it won't be long, right? We'll soon see him patrolling RF, eh? Well, dunno. The next time Giancarlo, 36, tweezers something - (surely, there's a red hot Polymarket for that) - it could be the last plucked banjo string in his unfinished, nine-year Yankee career. 

If the '27 Yankees get canceled by the impending ownership lockout, Giancarlo would finish his career with 456 HRs and a BA of .258. Borderline Hall of Fame, maybe? Trouble is, his time in NYC has been a pizza rat horror orgy - (he's averaged 85 games per season, hit 189 HRs, batted .245) - and I'm not sure how many people remember his eight years with the Marlins. Was anybody watching? 

Let's face it. For Giancarlo, this year has been a lost cause. Nobody expects him to return. Nobody expects him to return and hit. And certainly, nobody expects him to return, hit, and run the bases. He has been out since April 26, when he tweaked a McNugget while advancing to second on a walk. Unless Giancarlo comes back smoking hot, he'll probably get booed. 

And why not? We know what's coming. He'll skip the rehab assignment in Scranton and go 0-for-20. When Boone is on the verge of benching him, he'll hit a few HRs. Then he'll tweak something. That's the Giancarlo we know. No matter how he looks, he's a pitch away from the Injured List. 

Oh, well, at least he's running. Right? Or loping. Let's call it an anticipatory jog. If, say, he hits one into the right-center gap, and the outfielders collide, and both are knocked unconscious, and the second baseman must run out and retrieve the ball, and he slips on the grass - then Stanton gets a double. But God help us if he has to slide. 

So, at least he's running?   

And so are the Steinbrenners. They're running for the money. Yesterday, they announced a $2.6 billion cash infusion from an evil investment group - Hail Hydra!  - that will allow the family to expand its operations. Maybe they can buy Giancarlo a chair lift. He turns 37 in November. He'll need something to get around. 

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

The Thread of the Game – What do you think goes on in Boone's Brain?


 

"You'll take it and like it."


Great discussion yesterday guys, on how the Yankees manage to lose one extra-inning game after another, by refusing to ever adapt to the given situation. 

Even if you're convinced that the algorithms indicate that it is ALWAYS better to swing for the fences than to, say, bunt or hit to the opposite field—and I'm not convinced of that at all—this must change when the rules of the game change, as they do with the extra-inning, Manfred Man on second base.

In a larger sense, that is how all sports have always been played. At least, until a few years ago, when the managers, players, and front-office palookas who run major-league baseball all agreed that they would play the game—indeed, would play ALL games, in every sport—the way they decided was best, whether we fans objected or not.

You'll take it and like it.

The fact is that the very best teams—in baseball, and in pretty much all sports—have always been able to win in a number of different ways. They have almost always been the best at adjusting to what they are given.

Take the famous Boston Massacre of 1978. The Yankees went into cozy, homer-happy Fenway Park and won the first game, 15-3...without hitting a home run. Instead, they banged out 21 hits—16 of them mere singles.

Over the next three days, they went on to sweep the Sox, 13-2, 7-0, and 7-4 through a variety of ways: some homers, great pitching, taking advantage of Sox errors, and downright bloop hits. Check out almost any other championship team, in any sport, and that's how it is: they can beat you with small-ball, and beat you with the big boppers.

Take the Knicks' fabled comeback from 29 points down against the Spurs in the NBA finals this year—and from double-digits down in the second halves of, I think, every other win they had in the championship series. 

There is simply no way that happens in the NBA of up to, say 5-10 years ago.

Don't get me wrong. I was absolutely thrilled to see the Knicks win, and would have been if it turned out they had been carrying those joke buzzers to give Wemby and co. little shocks every time down court. 

But in the past, a team up 29 points in the third quarter of an NBA finals—ANY team—would have slowed the pace down, forced the Knicks to foul desperately, and coasted to victory. 

The Spurs, on the other hand, seemed to operate on the premise that they simply could NOT, for any reason, change their brand of play. They may have been particularly stupid about this, as Charles Barkley proclaimed, but it is not uncommon.

All teams in all American sports, at least, seem to have decided that they now have found THE best way to play their games, and that that is what they will do, no matter what changes in the real world.

Ghost runner on second, in extra innings? A lead so big it looks like you're playing the Bulgarian National Team? 

Doesn't matter. You have to be you. You have to play your game the entire way through, and that's that.

This is, by the way, not a particularly isolated idea in the America of the last 50-80 years.

Check out almost any cultural expression, and the ideology is pretty much the same. Want some new forms, even maybe some decoration, in architecture? Fuhgeddaboutit! You're getting the same crap everyone now gets all over the world.

Representational art? Whattayou, a hundred years old?  

On and on it goes, through almost every art form, every political custom, every way of doing business. Baseball is no exception. We, the elites, have decided what's best for you.

And you'll take it and like it.   


Boston has lost three straight and they face Toronto's last stand. It's time for the Yankees to try something crazy

 

Well, well, look who suddenly can't hit...

Boston just did a perfect stand-up impersonation of the Yankees, losing 2-1 - its third straight - in a game to Toronto. And get this: Toronto's starter Jameson Taillon - remember him? - tweaked an elbow, and a Triple A replacement came in and shut Boston down. 

Yep, a perfectly executed Yankee-style loss.

Could it be a market correction the Greatest Team Evah? We now lead them by two in the loss column, and let's table discussion on Tampa, which has practically clinched the hibernating AL East. 

The Yankees face a grim three weeks, culminating in a four-game home series against Boston, which then leads into a September of canned tomato. Here's what the rest of August looks like: 

Three against Seattle. (Home.)
Three against Toronto (Away.)
Three against Baltimore (Away.)
Three against Toronto (Home.)
Three against Houston (Home.)
Four against Boston (Home.)

If we're still cogent in Septemer, it's the Angels, Padres, Rockies, Mets, Diamonbacks, Rays and O's. I hate playing the Mets, who'll be in a frenzy to erase the '26 season. By then, several teams will be playing Triple A lineups, which - as Yank fans know - often kill us. 

The Yankees won't have a wave of young arms, having traded away four for Cashman's looming six-man DH rotation: Judge, Giancarlo, Garcia, Heliot, Goldie and Ben Rice. Which leads me to the blaspheme of the day.

Could Rice catch a couple games, just to see if he's viable? If he could catch a game or two in the postseason, the Yankees would go from the worst-hitting catcher in baseball... to the best.  

I know, I know... Rice is too valuable to ruin his knees from the wear and tear of catching. But we're not talking about a 162-game run. When the playoffs arrive, Judge will have to play RF, Garcia might need to play 2B, and we'll need an upgrade at catcher, if Rice is feasible. 

Isn't it worth a try? The Yankees are running out of moves. Close your eyes. What if this was real...

Rice C
Judge RF
Stanton DH
Bellinger LF
Garcia 2B
Goldschmidt 1B
Grisham CF
McMahon 3B
Lombard SS 

Monday, August 10, 2026

Dear Spencer Jones, learn to bunt and save your career

Dear Mr. Jones,

Congratulations! In a mere 112 MLB at-bats, you have officially achieved Joey Gallo 2.0 status.

Over Gallo's 10-season career, his batting average stood at .194. But let's ponder his salad years, Gallo's first seven in Texas, when he twice hit 40 HRs and made the all-star team. Over those seven years, he batted - gulp - .211. 

Right now, you're hitting - gulp - .212. 

Over his 10-year career, Gallo fanned 1,292 times - roughly 130 times per season. With the Rangers, in his halcyon years, he struck out 797 times - about 113 per season.

You're currently at 47, well on your way to beat him.

Gallo finished his career with 208 HRs. With Texas, he hit 145 - about 20 per season. 

You have five - on your way to about 20. 

And don't get me wrong. Your home runs are glorious. The ball springs off your bat, SpaceX trajectories, (and Fun Fact: The time it takes each ball to reach the upper decks corresponds exactly to the duration of the human male orgasm!) Your HRs make us believe. Trouble is, your strikeouts make us remember the horror show that was Gallo's final incarnation with the Yankees: a .159 batting average and 194 strikeouts - 48 percent of his ABs - over two years. 

Unfortunately, this fan base all too well recalls Joey Gallo. 

In fact, I doubt you'll reach seven years in NY without serious adjustments.  

Sir, with all due respect, you must bunt! Gallo did it. It's part of the reason why he lasted 10 years. You must bunt - push the ball between the pitcher and 1B, and use your speed to beat the defense. Right now, you're wasting that speed. Bunt enough times, and you'll force opposing 1B to move in, creating defensive gaps. Learn to bunt, and you can maybe add 20 points to your BA.  

Yesterday, in the 10th, with the tying run on second, you came to bat with one job: Advance the runner. The Braves didn't even bother to cover the chance of a bunt. Their 1B played back, daring you to lay one down. And you struck out swinging, uppercuts on balls high and inside, ridiculously unhittable. They never worried about a bunt. They knew you wouldn't. Or couldn't. 

Hey, I'm not blaming you for the loss. It was a team effort. The Yankees fanned nine times, and these days, that's nothing. But you are here under a strikeout cloud, and when Cody Bellinger returns - which could be soon - your playing time is about to become zilch. You might even find yourself in Scranton with Anthony Volpe and Jasson Dominguez - the Big Three Former Yankees of the Apocalypse. 

Sir, if you've got any bunts in that bat, it's time to show them. And if you don't know how to bunt, Scranton will be a great place for you to learn.

Sunday, August 9, 2026

GameThread – Schlittler √s Holmes – º8/º9/2º26

 
Hopeful that we'll see the, uh, like . . . you know - "Cam of Old" today
 

Could Boston peak too soon? This we know...

Nine batters. Nine planets. Nine positions. Nine gawking points. Here goes. Take it or leave it...

1. Whomever wins the AL Central, they'll be a mirage cut from the White House reflecting pool. Right now, it's the White Sox - four games above .500 - against a league of cupcakes and kewpies. If they played in the NL Central, they'd be 12 out.  

2. The Astros, currently leading the AL West - two games above .500 - have an Aaron Judge situation. His name is Yordan Alvarez, and he'd be the unanimous MVP, if the season ended today. Guy leads in HRs and is challenging for the Triple Crown. The problem? As Yank fans know, when your lineup gets used to such a superhuman force, you face a total explosive diarrhea blowout when he tweaks a gonad. And big sluggers tweak big gonads. If/When Alvarez crushes a nut, Houston will separate like rancid mayonnaise. I can't wait.

3. As smirky as they have been, I've noticed that Redsock fans are crapping the bed, waiting for the market correction that they are certain is coming. You can't stay this good forever. They have to know that what comes up... must come down. And right now, that's our only hope.

4. Screw Boston and Tampa. Has anyone seen anything to suggest the Dodgers won't win again? They're coasting, resting their A-team, and they're nine up in the NL West. Frankly, I think the owners are colluding - happy to see LA win three in a row, so they can hit next winter's labor stoppage, pointing to the Dodgers' disparity in wealth and spending. But for three years now, LA has been cooking its books with deferred payments to Ohtani, and the owners let it happen. The shit storm is coming, and the billionaires will be fine with LA winning again. 

5. Ben Rice looked like the most relieved human being on the planet after his HR yesterday. He has struggled without Judge's protection. Heliot & Garcia can't do it. Neither can Bellinger. (And speaking of Belli, what happens to Heliot when he and Stanton return? Has anybody thought this out?) 

6. Watching George Lombard Jr. this week ralphed-up one basic thought: Why wasn't this guy promoted two months ago? My God, the kid was ready. I know, I know... he tweaked a finger. Still, did the Yankees not see what this kid brings? 

7. Dare we believe in Spencer Jones? His triple yesterday changed the game. Over the last two weeks, he leads this team in RBIs, and he looks as solid as Trump's new hair extensions. That said, he's now 2-for-22 - .091 - with six Ks. (Topped only by Jose Caballero, six Ks in 10 ABs.) Jones' HRs have been big - usually with runners on base. When he steps to the plate, everybody leans forward. What do we have? (And if Grisham stays cold, should Jones take over CF?) 

8. The Yankees are getting used to starters pitching into the 7th, yet their bullpen budget regularly looks like the Shroud of Turin. Cashman's failure to fortify the bullpen is going to kill us. 

9. Today, against the NL East leaders... a visit from Ryan McBroom? 

Saturday, August 8, 2026

A Cole'lage – ø8/ø8/26



Yankees last night escape a monstrosity, but in this Year of the Damned, a darkness still awaits

Three cheers for last night: Hip-hip (hooray), hip-hip (hooray), hip-hip (hooray.) 

Somehow, the Death Barge overcame 15 Ks and a jazillion stranded runners to steal a 3-2 walk-off win over Atlanta, "the Hollywood of the South," according to Wikipedia. 

Moreover, it brought another ray of Hope - aka George Lombard Jr., who ignited a 9th inning rally by outrunning a slow roller that would have nipped Anthony Volpe and/or Jose Caballero. In four days, Lombard has done what Brian Cashman failed to do in four years: 

He has restored hope.

Okay, let's nix the balloon drop. His name is George, not Jalen. Nobody knows how long this love tryst will last. By September, the sight of Lombard stepping to the plate might signal an Austin Wells piss break. But for now, he's all that separates us from Sylvia Plath's to-do list. We all know what's happening. The walls are buckling. Last night, while we were crapping pineapples against the Braves, Boston was torturing the homeless A's, 13-1. Nine straight wins, following a 15-game streak. 

Bar the door. Turn out the lights. This looks like one of those "Worst Thing That Can Happen" seasons, the kind that reminds us of what whipping mules the Yankees have become. I hate to think what the Redsocks will do to us in two weeks, when they visit for four. This could be worse than a mere sweep. They could knock us out of the both the pennant and wild card chases. We could face the worst embarrassment since 2004. 

We cannot ignore what might be Cashman's new worst-ever trade: Two winters ago, he dealt Caleb Durbin for Devon Williams, a washed-up closer for whom we rescinded the Yankee beard ban. After a terrible spring, Durbin now ranks 11th among MLB third-basemen in RBIs, and lately, he's rampaging. Meanwhile, at 3B, we bring out the comedy team of Rosario & McMahon. At 2B, add Anthony Seigler, a former Yankee first-round pick, reborn from our attempts to make him a catcher. 

Meanwhile, the YES courtiers rouse us to get excited about the returns of... 

a) Giancarlo Stanton, (who has no place to play.)
b) Carlos Rodon, (who hasn't outperformed Warren/Weathers.)
c) Aaron Judge, (with a slightly fractured rib.) 

This season, which began with so much hope, has become a juju torture chamber. with Yank fans pleading for someone, anyone, to beat the Dodgers and Boston, a world series that would represent our doomsday nightmare. 

Worse than 2023. Worse than 2018. Worse than 2013. Worse than 2004? Dear God, from the Kraken to the Martian, from Frazier to Volpe, from Pineda to Sonny Gray, we've been sold a long, black road. And the worst may be yet to come. 

Friday, August 7, 2026

Game Thread – 08/07/26 – PolyMarket Edition (delayed start)


 "PUMA" POLYPUPPET
(place your bets - what time will the first pitch take place) 

Uh-oh. The annual Cashman whitewash has dropped. Can disaster be far behind?


Canary, meet coal mine.

This week's New York Times Magazine features the annual, exculpatory whitewash of Brian Cashman. Can the Yankee Apocalypse—Yankelypse?—be far behind?

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/magazine/yankees-brian-cashman.html

I guess we should be grateful that this one is not a book-length hagiography, such as Bob Klapisch and Paul Solotaroff's 2019 Inside the Empire: the True Story Behind the New York Yankees, which was timed to celebrate just how brilliant Cashman's acquisition of Giancarlo Stanton (and supposed fleecing of Derek Jeter) was. 

Whoops.

Or Andy Martino's 2024 The Yankee Way: The Untold Inside Story of the Brian Cashman Era, which was intended to prove just how brilliantly Cashman had always run the Yankees...and, not incidentally, to demonstrate that there were no hard feelings remaining between him and Derek Jeter.

Within weeks of its publication, we saw the infamous, Fifth Inning Fiasco, and the most disgraceful Yankees exit from a World Series, ever. 

This is not to knock Martino, or Klapisch and Solotaroff. It's not easy being a beat reporter, and one of the things Brian Cashman truly is a genius at is trading access for paeans. (Too bad he's not so good at trading players.)

Nor do I have anything against the writer of this new defense of Cashie, Bruce Schoenfeld, a freelance writer who lives in Boulder, Colorado, and describes himself online as a "Journalist, wine drinker, pedant, patriotic liberal, baseball dad." 

Mr. Schoenfeld sounds like someone with whom it would be quite pleasant to while away a couple hours imbibing a nice cabernet, high in the Rockies.

Yet when it comes to analyzing the New York Yankees and their general-manager-for-life, Schoenfeld displays what is indeed, shall we say, an Olympian distance, with a lot of critical details missing from the picture.  

To wit:

—The piece is entitled, "He's the Most Accomplished Executive in Baseball. The Fans Want Him Gone," and subtitled, "Brian Cashman has presided over four titles and zero losing seasons. Yankees fans demand more."

—Sigh. You can see where this is headed already. The familiar, Yankees fans are all New-York, victory obsessed maniacs who don't understand how good they have it. 

And Bruce doesn't disappoint. Following yet another Cashman anecdote about how hard it was to come of age—in his nepo-baby job—under George Steinbrenner, and testimonials from The Usual Suspects (other big-league GMs), we get the standard lecture on how ungrateful we are.

—Schoenfeld looks back at the incredible history of Yankee winning—through 1964, 62 years ago—then has the brass to quote the late Roger Angell, the greatest baseball writer of all time, opining about Yankees fans feeling entitled...in 1972, 54 years ago: 

"These fans accept not less than perfection." 

The Angell lines in question were actually part of a longer New Yorker piece in which he talked about how Bomber fans were changing in 1972, and how much they loved the advent of Sparky Lyle and an actual pennant race. 

—One can't really imagine, say, Roger Angell writing a piece about Yankees fans 54 year before 1972: "Those smug 1918 guys!" But never mind. Cashie, trying to do his best Alicia Keys, takes his cue and goes on and on about how demanding "New York" is:

"New York will keep you motivated. New York will keep you honest. New York will force you to be committed. You can't cut corners in New York. You can't take a day off in New York. You can't sometimes breathe in New York."

Breathe, Brian, breathe. It's okay.

—Infinitely worse than that, after a wildly exaggerated tribute to the greatness of George, Cashman reveals more than he probably meant to by making out that ALL OF US are become the lunatic who made his young life hell:

"If there are 10 million Yankees fans in the metro area, that mentality has created 10 million George Steinbrenners who are buying the tickets and calling the talk shows."

Oh, the humanity! We are filling the ballpark and daring to comment on what we see! Which makes us...George Steinbrenner?

—But none of that stops Cashman from complaining—still!—about how awful we all were when the 2023 Yankees went 82-80 and missed the playoffs.

"But you'd think we lost 100 games. It was ugly and hostile."

—Schoenfeld turns back to tributes from the men who do business with Cashman every day, and who have absolutely every reason to praise and none to ridicule:

Billy Beane calls him, "a truth-teller—he's like that privately and he's like that publicly. He can be brutally honest." Another GM calls him, "the most honest baseball executive I've ever encountered," while Schoenfeld himself notes that "Cashman prides himself on his transparency."

—Think about this for a moment. 

Are either brutal honesty or transparency really qualities you want in a baseball general manager? Brutally honest...as in his constant bragging about how he told Derek Jeter that he was no Troy Tulowitski?

Neither the brutality nor the honesty was particularly useful—and worse than that, they distracted from a baseball assessment that proved to be dead wrong.

—Schoenfeld's John Denver perspective shows in many other ways. One is how he speculates that what is really bugging us poor Yankees fans is how we've been replaced at the top by the hated Dodgers. 

First, as a sports fan, shouldn't you dislike that a rival team has figured out how to manipulate the system...and that your perpetual GM has not?

Second, long before the Dodgers rose again from bankruptcy, what we actual Yankees fans hated was how constantly we were getting beaten by the Boston Red Sox. And the Houston Astros. And the Detroit Tigers...

—What's most significant in this Homage to a Lightweight, though, is what's missing.

—Schoenfeld runs back again the myth that it was George Steinbrenner's uncontrolled spending that filled the team with stars and overwhelmed all the opposition with his money.

Those of us who follow the team closely know that this is not true. 

That after some highly successful free-agent inkings early on, George made all sorts of bad choices. He was running the team into the ground, and became a target of steady (and deserved) abuse well beyond anything that Brian Cashman has endured: constantly ridiculed on SNL and Seinfeld, and subjected to years of "Steinbrenner Sucks" chants.

—Steinbrenner's real, lasting contribution to the Yankees was stumbling into some superb general managers, managers, and other front office people—none of whom he valued, all of whom he forced out after a few seasons. Gabe Paul, Bob Watson, Buck Showalter, and above all Gene "Stick" Michael are who revived the Yankees.

None of them are mentioned here. 

—The wonderfully vague words in the head and subhead, "accomplished," and "presided" tell the story.  Brian Cashman is "the most accomplished" general manager in baseball? What does that mean? Exactly? 

And as numerous commentators weighed in, Cashie "presided" over a dynasty built by Gene Michael, with considerable help from Watson and Showalter. As Schoenfeld himself concedes, 2026 will mark the 11th season in the last 14 in which the Yankees did not finish first.

—Still, Schoenfeld points to all those winning seasons—sure, a real bragging point—and all those playoff appearances...which is not so much. 

When Cashman took over the Yankees, 4 of the 14 AL teams, or 28.6%, made the postseason. Today, 6 of 15, or 40% do. 

Cashie didn't raise the Yanks. The bar got lowered.

—Missing, too, is how relentlessly the Yankees make their history of success a selling point. The walls of the latest Stadium are plastered with photos of Yankees of the past, celebrating their great seasons and accomplishments. 

Everywhere is the idea that we are supposed to buy into the wonders of the past...which we are also told have destroyed our perspective.

—Missing, too—although we do hear from his mother—is how Cashman even used the Yanks' legacy to seduce a woman and blow up his marriage in an embarrassing sex scandal, one that started with him telling the damsel in question something along the lines of, "The Yankees run the world. And I run the Yankees."

—Missing, too, is the utter sadism with which Cashman dragged Joe Torre down to Florida, to fire him in about the most humiliating way possible—detailed in Torre's memoir, The Yankee Years. Or how he pushed such great Yankees as Bernie Williams and Jorge Posada out the door.

—Missing, too, are all the enormous public subsidies that those "10 million George Steinbrenners" allowed their representatives to shower upon Cashman's bosses.

—Missing, too, are the tens of thousands of seats that the Steinbrenners have regularly lopped off their various, gifted Stadiums in order to add luxury boxes, restaurants, and bars for the ultra-wealthy.

—Missing, too, is any mention of the astronomically rising prices over the 53 years of the Steinbrenner era, and geez Louise, why are you guys all so angry

Must be that New York air, making us all crazy.







 








The New York Polymarkets

Well, well. As if baseball isn't enshittified enough, the New York Yankees have now joined forces with the prediction market Polymarket, which is now the Official Prediction Market of the New York Yankees.  Baseball, and sports in general, is no longer a leisure pastime for the enjoyment of watching humans compete for titles, but rather just another market for betting and profiteering off suckers fans willing to pony up money they probably don't have or shouldn't spend on outrageously priced tickets or gambling. This comes on the heels of the Mets signing a deal with prediction market Novig last week.


Of course, the NY Post is getting its cut. I think IIHIIFIIG should partner up with Kalshi and offer some coupon codes before it's too late. We can start with betting on how long it will be before Polymarket's odds appear alongside the scoreboard.





This weekend's Railrider lineup could look pretty sad

Behold last night's box score for the randy Railriders of Scranton, aka the Traveling Wilkes Barres.

First up was mighty Max Schuemann, last week's starting Yankee LF. Next came J.C. Escarra, formerly half of the game's worst offensive catching duo. Batting cleanup was fan-fave Oswaldo Cabrera, still proving himself healed from last year's broken leg.

Filling in the blanks were jugglers, janitors and journeymen well into their journeys. They included:  

Marco Luciano, 24, a former Giant, now in his third year of Triple A.
Yanquiel Fernandez, 23, who bombed last year with the Rockies.
Ernesto Martinez, 27-an ex-Brewer.
Kenedy Corona, 26, formerly of the Astros.
Duke Ellis, 28, of several teams, who did NOT once throw a no-hitter while on acid.
And Tyler Hardman, the lone player still on an upward trajectory. Unfortunately, it's a slow incline. He is 27. 

This weekend, their sense of universal betrayal could be bolstered by the arrival of Anthony Volpe and Jasson Dominguez, two of the most hyped Yankee prospects in this millennium. Both will show up in the middle of fully engulfed, flaming career crises. When the Railriders gather to talk about the price of tomatoes, they will also instigate a fiery convention of failed opportunity and challenged hope. If manager Sandy Shelley Duncan can keep this team afloat, he deserves to be the next Yankee manager, around 2040, when the A.I. Aaron Boone retires.

I'd love to say that hope will win, that the Railriders will find an identity, and that these sad human beings can return to Gotham and salvage their careers. Volpe was a huge disappointment, but he always seemed a nice fellow. Ditto The Martian, who could never live up to the expectations of his original signing bonus. We've probably seen the last of both, at least in pinstripes. Their Yankee careers will end in Scranton, aka Purgatory. 

Let's wish them the best and hope George Lombard Jr. understands how fleeting greatness can be.

Thursday, August 6, 2026

The More Things Change

1) The Real Reason The Red Sox Are On A Tear

As El Duque just drove home, the Yankees are done. Boston is in the process of blowing by us and an elimination game at Fenway is in our future.

Cashman spit the bit at the trade deadline and the Sox got even better but there was one important thing that the Red Soz did that the Yankees did not and it wasn’t adding a catcher, even though they did.  

They went on a firing spree.

They fired their manager. When the Red Sox dumped Alex Cora on April 25th  they were 10-17.  They also fired five other members of the coaching staff and, I read somewhere that they dumped Driveline and went back to playing baseball the way G-d intended.

Since then they are  52-35.   A mid season cultural and philosophical switch that is paying off big time. 

Why didn’t we think of that?

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2)  Question About Judge Returning

As we all know Cashman’s only moves at the deadline seemed to acquire players who duplicate what we already have.  OK in the short term but it looks like, barring a setback, (I hated typing that because I just realized that OF COURSE there will be a set back.) Judge will return in time for the final couple of weeks and the playoffs. 

But how does that look? 

Assuming he needs to DH, then, of our three best hitters, the ones that show up in all the top ten MLB stats, Rice, Judge, and Garcia Jr., only two of them can play unless Garcia goes to 2B where he is, according to what I read, not good. 

Plus, having him there eliminates the only good thing that happened at the trade deadline, the replacing of Volpe with Lombard Jr. and the tightening of the infield defense.

If Stanton can come back it gets even stupider.  That said, there is no way that happens. Right? They won’t have to sit two of Stanton, Judge, Garcia, and Rice. All while still having to play several guys who hit around .200   

No way! Right? Right?

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3) AYGHAB wise The Yankees Are Actually Better Than They Were But Not Really and Not Good Enough To Matter

For the uninitiated the AYGHAB stands for Are You Glad He’s At Bat. 

Based on a 1-10 scale it is a quick measure of, well… whether or not you are glad a player is at bat.  

It changes throughout the year and can depend on the situation or even the count.  

The subjective math never lies.  

Look, we have to watch this crap.  Okay not HAVE to, but we’re GOING to and, as we all know, losing...

Judge (AYGHAB 8.5)

Bellinger (6.3 this year down from 7.1 last year.)

and Stanton  (2.1 The step in the bucket swing with his eyes closed version) OR (8.2. Laser shots everywhere Stanton – usually followed by a trip to the IL)

has left the team for the most part punchless.

However, despite Cashman's failure to find a catcher who can actually hit or a better third baseman, changes were made. The team is actually more watchable. How much? Let’s look at AYGHABs.

Quick aside:  As soon as Rodon comes back they should move Weathers to the pen to get him used to the role.  He is a two inning “lights” out  guy and should share the set-up duties with Cruz.

But I digress..

One of the most important features of the AYGHAB is, it determines how watchable the game is. During the annual Boone Swoon, when certain hitters are at bat, there’s no reason to even look up at the screen. Their failure is a foregone conclusion.  

Post trade deadline  the changes look like this… 

Luis Garcia Jr.  (8.5) for Goldschmidt (2.1)

Big improvement.

Sadly but predictably, Goldy is washed. He’s Rizzo now. Former great player. Great teammate. Aaron Judge’s best buddy but he’s pretty much done. Same as last year

Goldschmidt  2.1

Garcia Jr. by virtue of the two run shot to take the lead in his debut and his league leading stats is at least an 8.5 until further notice.  

Ramos (6.5) for Dominguez (7.3 )

At first this looks like a downgrade.  I don’t know enough about Ramos because I’ve hadn't seen him play but based on what he’s supposed to be able to do he gets the benefit of the doubt for now. 

Dominguez had a pretty good AYGHAB. I believed, and still believe, that the kid can hit.

Unfortunately for him there’s more to baseball then hitting. Knowing how to slide for example. Taking good routes to the ball. Hitting the cutoff man. You know…  baseball

I’m glad they sent him down but I don’t expect him to get better.

People say he’s only twenty-three and just needs more time to develop. Bullshit. He was drafted and given five million bucks at sixteen and so was identified as a potential star much earlier. 

He did nothing but play baseball for a decade with processual coaching, training etc. and he STILL can’t hit the cutoff man ?  Nah.  Too bad they didn’t trade him when they had the chance.

George Lombard Jr. (7.2)  for Anthony Volpe (3.0)

Yes 7.2 is too high for a rookie who has only played two games. His REAL AYGHAB is actually only 6.6 but he gets the extra points because I’m REALLY glad he’s at bat because it means that Volpe is not.  

No further explanation needed.

So to conclude…

Prior To The Deadline

CF Grisham (4.8  Would be lower but he can be clutch.)

1B Rice   (8.1)

RF Dominquez 7.3

DH  Goldschmidt 2.1

LF Jones (7.4)

2B Jazz   (4.7)

SS Volpe (3.0)

3B Mc Mahon (2.4)

C Wells (3.2)

Total:   40.3   AVG 4.48 

Which is why their offense sucked and was unwatchable. 

Now

Grisham (4.8)

Rice   (8.1)

Garcia Jr. (8.5)

Jones (7.4)

Ramos (6.5)

Jazz   (4.7)

Lombard Jr. (7.2)

McMahon (2.4)

Wells (3.2)

Total 52.8   Avg 5.86.

Still not great but definitely better.

Add Cashman's failure to upgrade at Catcher and Third Base and it's easy to see why the offense or, more accurately, the lack of, is going to get them bounced early from the playoffs. 

But, at least for now, they are more watchable. Kind of. 

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Knicks in Five!


Time to break glass: Boston has tied the Yankees in the loss column

Hear ye, hear ye... Let it be known that the '26 Yankees lasted as a viable contender through Aug. 5, beyond the garage sale liquidations. Remember the hopes, the expectations, the illusions of spring? back when the sap was running, the trees were greening, and Boston's vaunted youth movement looked D.O.A? 

Yep, I remember April. The Redsocks won on opening day, then lost eight of nine. They couldn't hit. They couldn't field. Marcelo Mayer was hurt. Roman Anthony was sloppy. They fired Joey Cora and his suck-ups. They were done, the season an official shit show. 

Meanwhile, the Yankees won seven of their first eight, roaring from the gates, and awaiting the return of Gerrit Cole and Carlos Rodon. It was a Yankee year. Remember how easily, how gullibly, we chased the bait? 

Hook, line and sinker.

Welp, turn your head and cough. It's over. This plane don't fly.; this lineup don't score. Judge and Giancarlo were optical illusions. We're down to Luis Garcia Jr. and Heliot Ramos - with a disturbing Willie Calhoun/Franchie Cordero vibe. We've returned to bullpen meltdowns and the terrifying emptiness of a batter coming up with runners in scoring position. 

We saw it again last night, against St. Louis - a tomato can that won two of three in our home park. 

We're now tied with Boston in the loss column. Our next defeat - probably Friday night - will bring a giant WHOOSH, the sound that comes with settling into third. From there, our lone relief will be the astounding mediocrity of the AL. From there, we'll simply need to stay above .500, which is Brian Cashman's great skill. 

In the race for that final wild card slot - and let's face it, that's been our objective all along - the Yankees lead Texas and Cleveland (both at 57-58) by eight games. And you can see Cashman's pipe dream:  Get Judge and Giancarlo back, have Schlittler and Cole ready, and fortify the bullpen with Weathers and Warren. Unfortunately, it's a mirage. In this universe, there is no such thing as the Yankees at full strength.  

Nope. You can feel the rumbling. Today's Gray Lady has a thumb-sucker about how stressful it is to be Cashman, with a fan base the doesn't appreciate him, the master of finishing above .500. You can feel the forces lining up to defend him, to extend him, the poor Yankee executive who always delivers a winner. 

Royals fans would be thankful. You wouldn't hear Rockies fans complaining. Why can't Yank fans appreciate what they have? 

Sadly, the Yankees used to be baseball's best team. No, check that: They were America's best sports team. Wait, no: They were the best in the world. They were the New York Fucking Yankees. 

Whoosh.