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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – It is High, It Is Far, It is . . . THREE !

Posted by AboveAverage at 11:30 AM



big miss and a swing
jazz, jazz, so full of pizzazz
redefines "tweaked"
 

7 comments:

Publius said...

Are we tempting the ju ju gods here? Certainly, identifying an injury on thinnest, even non-existent, evidence is a venerable prophylactic against a real injury. But the ju ju gods must know that. And might want to teach us a lesson. In short...Love the initiative, but question the judgment.

July 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
AboveAverage said...
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July 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

In honor of Jazz Chisholm and All-Star Week, with apologies to Kander & Ebb:

C’mon, kids, we’re gonna waste your time
With all that Jazz.
Buy up our all-star gear down to your last thin dime
For all that Jazz.

Interviews with players on the field
And all that Jazz.
Oh, the insights they will yield!
And all that Jazz.

Click on your phone,
I know a nothing show
Where the ads don’t stop
And the patriotics blow.
It’s just a gimmicky mess
Where the more is less
And all that Jazz.

Down that booze,
And stop that schmooze,
Here comes all that Jazz.
I hear the Manfred man
Is gonna make some news,
And all that Jazz.

Hold on, fans,
Here comes the cancer schtick,
Where we exploit the folks we love,
If they are good and sick.
I brought handkerchiefs,
Should need to sniff,
The camera’s that way,
Give them your deepest grief,
And all that Jazz.

Pop a gummie,
Eat up all the Trumpy lies.
The crash won’t feel so bad
If you anaesthetize.
And all that Jazz.

C’mon kids,
We’re gonna touch the sky.
I betcha Blue Origin’s gals
Never got this high,
‘Cause even up in space
They couldn’t catch the bombs
Hit all by Jazz.

Oh, we’re gonna see our all-stars shine!
Oh, for two or three frames until they’re back on pine!
Oh, your blood is gonna curdle!
Guess we’re goin’ back to wordle
Once we’re done with
All that Jazz.

July 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
AboveAverage said...

"IT'S SHOWTIME, FOLKS !"

July 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Doug K. said...

Very Good Hoss. You too AA on the opening salvo .

July 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Doug K. said...

The Home Run Derby
I watched the unwatchable.
For the final time.

Winner got big bling!
Players channeling wrestlers,
Next years' The White House.

July 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
edb said...

He certainly is flashy. It did not help and won't in the Post Season.

July 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM

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