Here's a gaslight. Graphic on YES... Yankees have the best extra inning record at home since 2020 in MLB. But they kinda suck at extra inning games now, as we all know. So what does how they did in other years matter?
This is gonna be one of those trade deadlines in which The Brain says, "We tried to make a deal, but nothing made sense" at tonight's press conference. Isn't it? FUCK.
The Yankees, who acquired All Star closer David Bednar, are sending the Pirates: Catcher Rafael Flores, their No. 8 prospect Cather/1B Edgleen Perez, their No. 14 prospect Center fielder Brian Sanchez.
Stump Rodgers of Truth International reports that the Yankees have acquired a three pound cube of expired surgical-grade cadaver putty and a 4-pack of Wrigley's Freedent Spearmint Gum from the Tokyo Yakult Swallows in exchange for Aaron Boone and Brain Cashman's unwashed Elf costume.
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Boring player interviews are even more boring with an interpreter.
AA, what software do you use to make these great game day graphics?
pho to shoup
Ah. Thanks.
Mariners lineup is suddenly scarier.
uhm. You're Welcome.
Here's a gaslight. Graphic on YES... Yankees have the best extra inning record at home since 2020 in MLB. But they kinda suck at extra inning games now, as we all know. So what does how they did in other years matter?
I thought the same thing, Doug. Total horseshit.
Marlins want Spencer for one of their starters. Not worth it.
Could it be…Cashman is done trading?
I kinda hope so.
Oh my! Stanton!
Stanton can still hit. Can't run, but he's been really good since he got off the IL.
Yeah - that works
Rice!
Seven run lead and I bet Stroman can't get out of the fourth.
Three more runs and we might just pull this one out . . .
This is gonna be one of those trade deadlines in which The Brain says, "We tried to make a deal, but nothing made sense" at tonight's press conference. Isn't it? FUCK.
Dammit man. We were all thinking it, but you had to tempt the juju gods.
JM - you use photoshop?
Only question is can the bullpen hold the lead because the offense likely blowed their load.
Just power down some kingers of Blue Ribbon and you’ll be fine….
“Now it’s Dark”
Here comes the rain….
Running out of time for Volpe’s next error
The Buffoon Manager ain't going noweher. Cashman loves him and he sucks off Cashman.
No, I was a writer. The Art Directors used Photoshop.
Word is we're getting Bednar from Pittsburgh. He's pretty damn good, hope we don't overpay. Pending medical.
That Cashman makes the best trades for pitching. We are so lucky. Thanks, Papa Hal…
Top catching prospect Rafael Flores and 2 others go to Pirates in agreement
Yeah, we don't need no stinking catchers. We have Wells.
The Yankees, who acquired All Star closer David Bednar, are sending the Pirates:
Catcher Rafael Flores, their No. 8 prospect
Cather/1B Edgleen Perez, their No. 14 prospect
Center fielder Brian Sanchez.
Multiple sources confirm the trade, just waiting on announcement
Rumor has it that Cashman as his eye on another Pirate pitcher ( because he comes cheaply). None other than " Mr. Home Run" Heaney.
🎶🎼…if he only had a brain🎼
Jack Curry reports Yanks have acquired Jake Bird from COL
Details to follo
In the Bird trade, Prospects Roc Riggio and Ben Shields are headed back to Colorado, reports Mark Feinsand of MLB.com.
I wear/wore/wore out/wore thru too many hats.
NOW my brain hurts
Stump Rodgers of Truth International reports that the Yankees have acquired a three pound cube of expired surgical-grade cadaver putty and a 4-pack of Wrigley's Freedent Spearmint Gum from the Tokyo Yakult Swallows in exchange for Aaron Boone and Brain Cashman's unwashed Elf costume.
Game to resume approx 5:20. Can Bednar & Bird get here by then?
Bird has a 1.48 WHIP. Gross. He'll fit right into this crap bullpen.
That'll give Volpe a chance to add another . . .
Some days, you just wake up and everything is different.
Also, these genius moves have me thinking of "Amazing Grace."
Slater immediately hits into DP. Great pickup
Peraza traded to Angels. No other details
How sweet the sound?
Nestor to San Diego….phew
We once were lost, but now are found. Saved. By Brian, our father.
Is that it for Volpe at short? Is he an elite utility guy now?
Angels get - Oswald Peraza
Yankees get - Wilberson De Pena
And International money
.The Yankees and Rays swung an in-game trade that will send José Caballero to the opposite dugout, a source told MLB.com
Bullpen looks halfway decent to be honest…
they've reached a deal to acquire Giants closer Camilo Doval. Can’t keep up
Cashman actually did well. I'm shocked. Unless the players he got are nursing injuries like the past 5 years.
Camilo Dovals....didn't he and his brothers' group sing the 60s classic, The Bristol Stomp?
Yes he did
“ The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol Stomp”
Oh, and the, uh, Yankees win. Cough.
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