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- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
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Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
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College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
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Rangers 4
John Madden 3
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John Madden 3
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Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
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Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
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Jets 55
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Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
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Rangers 8.5
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MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
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Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
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Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
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Nets 15
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Kentucky Derby 4
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Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
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Mets 109
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NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
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Rangers 10
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Whatever happened to all those savages in the box?
Boooooone is not only an idiot, he’s also blind.
They're all right there in front of Volpe.
Looks like a lottery drawing, where we all lose.
He’s starting to bring back memories of Chuck Knoblauch
He's really, REALLY good out there.
Best yet.
Really.
Elite.
Get over it.
Dick Allen - show some respect. Boone is a PROFESSIONAL idiot.
Wasn’t expecting a comeback…
Still time to lose.
Happy birthday AA!
I'll ask the question my brother used to ask my mother on her birthday: are you wearing your birthday suit? And do you need bail money?
Long ball coming . . . ?
Yes and Yes, please. They require mixed currency-no bills over hundreds.
That’s more like it…
Yepperz!
Williams is such an unbelievable piece of shit
For fuck’s sake.
I’d like to apologize, but truthfully there’s nothing
about Booooone that I’d call professional. Except maybe his expertise at kissing ass.
SSDD.
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I love these Yankees.
‘Love them a lot !
I love Boone !
I love Hal !
I love Pal !
So much Love !
Ahem. How the fuck did they find someone equally bad to replace Clay "Blown Save" Holmes as closer? It bogles.
Williams just gave me a w o n d e r f u l birthday gift.
You are the fastest typist I have ever seen, Winny
There should be a fire sale at Yankee Stadium tonight & tomorrow. Trying to fill in the blanks & make a run this year is a fool’s errand. Of course, they have just the right fools for the job…
Happy Birthday from the New York Yankees! 🥳 Sending warm wishes on your special day!
Happy birthday (non-Yankees version), AA.
Captains Log, stardate 7 3 25. My hemorrhoids have bursted like cheese filled bratwursts.
Volpe?
Volpe responds to my ….. editorial.
First the Sweathog, then Holmes, and now this guy. At least he makes us forget all about our fucking elite shirtstop
So, does Volpe finish the season with more errors or HRs? Right now it’s even.
I'll see what's in the sofa cushions and get back to you.
Another day, another VOLPE-6 (#16) throw.
Williams must change his last name to Dole for obvious reasons.
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
Errors. He collects those in bunches when he goes on a tear.
I'm with you Hinkey. A really smart GM could probably deal Bellinger, Grisham, Williams, Wells, Rice, and Volpe, and get a lot.
Oops, I'm sorry. I said a really smart GM. Too bad we don't have one of those.
IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION?
More exciting base running by the home team.
I hope there's no rat feces in that bratwurst.
IT WAS TWO FUCKING OUTS!
Bunting into a sacrifice double play is a new one.
That could be the stupidest baseball play I have ever seen (and I am officially eligible to play in the Super Seniors event at the World Series of Poker).
How da fuqq did Wells think that was the third out? It was a FUKKING BUNT? Does he really think it was a sacrifice bunt with 2 outs?
I mean, I know Boone is the manager, but I don’t think that even he could call for that.
At least this team has originality
Boone most certainly could have. Boone is a professional idiot.
You can’t make this shit up
The Yankees continue to play great fundamental baseball. Their coaching staff is indeed elite.
Sorry, we're out of mango sorbet. I hope everyone likes pineapple.
Is there a word that is the opposite of "heroics" in English?
“We’ve got to find a way to get better,’’ Boone said. “…we’re gonna find out if we’re the team we think we are.”
They are not the team they think they are.
Love pineapple. Not usually rectal administration, but yeah, I like pineapple.
Amazing how pineapple tastes differently in Jamaica…not as sweet..
I thought Guy Caballero died last year?
Guy Lombardo Rufus?
Oh, and happy birthday, AA!
Why can’t we fucking bunt?
That's the spliff talking.🙃
Yes Happy B’day AA…
Huge failure by Goldschmidt there
Advancing the runner with a sacrifice is unheroic!!
aka Joe Flaherty
Bells comes through…
Belli Bomber
Or impossible when you have diminishing skills and can no longer hit a RHP. Only a Truly Professional IDIOT won't pinch hit for you.
Keep those pineapples on ice for now…
Cody Bellinger is IIH’s official “Happy Birthday” player (he had 3 HRs on my birthday and the clutch triple on AA’s birthday tonight)
Of course, this being the Yankees, Bellinger will probably get caught trying to steal second.
Stanton ruining my parlay…
Stanton is now 100% guess hitter. He guessed wrong there
Could Stanton have had a worse AB?
What was your other leg, Ranger?
This is fcking torture
There’s still plenty of ABs left in him…
Someone get the nylon thread for Hill's arm and shoulder.
This is NOT helping the bullpen budget…
Win or lose--and it's probably lose--there is just no joy in any of this.
aka Sammy Maudlin and Floyd Robertson. Flaherty was so great. I loved the old SCTV show.
Holy shit. Volpe caught the ball. And threw it to the first baseman without bouncing it …. ON THE SAME PLAY!!
Woo-hoo!
The Martian will get doused by the bucket tonight!
Taylor Ward over 0.5 RBIs. Stanton over 1.5 total bases
so much for that prediction
Yankees Win!!!
Woo hoo, I think.
Wow
Never in doubt.
That was some game
Instant Yankee Classic…
The suckage. The suckage.
You guys brought it home!
Couldn't find where the game was—just streaming?—but when it seemed to go better, I figured I'd better not put it on, even if I could find it.
Alright!
Jack Curry is not wearing any pants in the post game show
Wednesdays are always Amazon Prime games…
Okay, just saw the highlights:
—Good to see that Volpe at least seems to have found his balls.
—I know Williams had great success in Milwaukee. But I've said it before and I'll say it again: I don't understand a closer whose big pitch is a change-up. A change-up only works off a great fastball. Which he doesn't have.
—Great catch by The Martian. There is no reason, period, to bench him again this season.
—Saying on the postgame that Wells will "have to answer some questions" about forgetting how many outs there were. Horseshit. Questions, nothing. He should have to answer to his manager's tirade, followed by a hefty fine and a benching. Instead, asked about it at the postgame presser, Boone told the gentlemen of the press: "Whattaya say? Can't happen."
WHATTAYA SAY??? You say it to Wells and Wells alone, sure. But you should say PLENTY.
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A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep, everything is alright
I close my eyes then I drift away
Into the magic night, I softly say
A silent prayer like dreamers do
Then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you
In dreams I walk with you
In dreams I talk to you
In dreams you're mine all of the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams
But just before the dawn
I awake and find you gone
I can't help it
I can't help it
If I cry
I remember that you said goodbye
It's too bad that all these things
Can only happen in my dreams
Only in dreams
In beautiful dreams
And with that it's time for a Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Jasson saved the day
Btw, where is that stable of stud pitchers that The Brain was dreaming of bringing in?
Sorry, Kevin, the Mets scooped them up today. Supposedly two of the best relievers in the game—gone to Flushing, for a whole lotta nothing. Unless you mean all the relievers Cashman was going to sign after the 2023 season? Or was it 2022? The years go by, and the Cashman promises all run together, like a great river to the sea.
And Mariners got Suarez. We're in it to not win it.
So we as Yankees fans are doomed to having our guts eaten by vultures, yet given time in the off-season to heal and have hope. Possibly for Eternity. This then is what Fate has in store for us, a ship.of fools already dead without the realization of our fate. You're right, Horace, I have felt now for sometime now a feeling of dread that seemed a bit overwrought. Now I see how the sailors of the Flying Dutchman are in their eternal anguish. We jumped aboard the ship that the accursed Red Sox sailed, unwittingly with eyes wide shut and took seats next to Bill Lee, Tony C, and a centuries worth of players with the choke gene. There's a signpost up ahead. We have now entered "The Red Sox Zone"...
The Miseducation of Anthony Volpe will go down as the textbook case on how to ruin a young player's development.
1) Failure to teach fundamentals (like all Yankee prospects)
2) Failure to teach situational hitting (like all Yankee prospects)
3) bring him up before he's finished his development
4) overhype him as the second coming of Derek Jeter
5) Playing him EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY no matter how much he screws up, even when he's obviously hurt
6) Never discipline him for boneheaded fielding decisions
7) No back up shortstop
Given all this, I'm not ready to put it all on Volpe. His underdevelopment, sleepwalking performances and terrible mismanagement is an organizational problem we've seen repeated endlessly by this team.
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