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Wednesday, July 9, 2025

GAME THREAD - º7/ºNine – SCHLITTLER, CAM !?! YES, MO !

                                                                

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34 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

Keefe to the City with a great line on why Aaron Boone may not have his contract renewed some day, but why he will never actually be fired:

Hal Steinbrenner would rather have the team finish in last place for a decade than pay two people at the same time for one job."

HoraceClarke66 said...

Kid looks pretty good so far. Hey, a little bit of "Hitler," a little bit of "shit"...maybe that makes him tough. (I'm reaching here, in case you didn't notice.)

13bit said...

It may be a reach, Hoss, but somebody's got to keep the band playing while the Titanic goes down...

HoraceClarke66 said...

I'm watching Baseball Potpourri on ESPN because somehow, despite all the money we give them, that doesn't mean we can necessarily get the Mets or the Yankees on TV. Anyway, saw Gleyber pop out with two men on in the 7th. But...did anyone else know that he's up to .297, with a 22-game on-base streak?

Yeah, Pal, never, ever re-examine our great coaching staff.

AboveAverage said...

Schmidt becomes Schlittler…

What a Pisser…

HoraceClarke66 said...

Some team jumping all over this Seattle starter. Who are these guys, and what have they done with our Yankees?

Never mind, we don't want to know, thanks.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Excellent graphic Mr. A.

I vote for making the eyes more absurd every day until his head explodes.

Also, I have questions for the commentariat: are the krakens achually playing a calzone in right field? Don't they know how fattening they are?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

...and Enrico Pallazzo at DH?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Jizz looks like he might be able to play second despite being out of position.

Wait, wut? That *is* his position? Why didn't someone tell Boone?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Calzone on first. Breadstick at the plate.

Ok, I'll stop now.




...for at least one batter.

AboveAverage said...

Thanks Mr Firefly.

I’m glad you requested the eyes instead of making Hal’s Microphone more rea……oh Nevermind.

AboveAverage said...

They SHOULD have a Schlittler Cam on his starts at the stadium.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Only if Max Bialystock is the producer.


...in the springtime.

I'll leave now.

AboveAverage said...

Like Cam’s attitude

Pocono Steve said...

Holy moley. The long quotations here on the trade deadline are choice Cash Salad: https://sports.yahoo.com/article/brian-cashman-preparing-town-address-230042188.html

Rufus T. Firefly said...

If you so desire (and have the stomach for it) then mouth could also open gradually.

Forget I said that. Now I have to go rinse my mind with bleach.

AboveAverage said...

99 mph with movement

AboveAverage said...

PAL will trade him for IL Sanchez

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Do NOT say his name three times or he will reappear.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The little shit was given number 31 (and not 67 or something like that), so they must think he's good.

We're screwed.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I vote for "Little Shit" to be his nickname.

AboveAverage said...

Nothing quite like a solid Schlittler .
Could have used him in Flushing.
And then Lasagna shits the bed.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

fans behind his family (or maybe just more family) have a "Straight out of Walpole" sign behind them.

Walpole is where the men's maximum security state prison is located.

Hilarious.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Speaking of which, we haven't heard from Local Bargain Jerk lately.

Probably unrelated.

DickAllen said...

Mars is on a roll.

Mildred Lopez said...

I think Dominguez might be good. Maybe.

Hinkey Haines said...

He’s certainly a bit faster than Stanton.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

So is my patio furniture.

But not my doorstop. Glassman is faster than that.

AboveAverage said...

No way!

AboveAverage said...

Hopefully the game ends soonish as I must go and fetch someone returning from hawhyee

AboveAverage said...

Also …. Volpe !!!

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Welina hou!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Is this actually a winning streak?