It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: GAME THREAD - º7/ºNine – SCHLITTLER, CAM !?! YES, MO !

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Wednesday, July 9, 2025

GAME THREAD - º7/ºNine – SCHLITTLER, CAM !?! YES, MO !

Posted by AboveAverage at 6:30 PM

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34 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...: Keefe to the City with a great line on why Aaron Boone may not have his contract renewed some day, but why he will never actually be fired:

Hal Steinbrenner would rather have the team finish in last place for a decade than pay two people at the same time for one job."; July 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Kid looks pretty good so far. Hey, a little bit of "Hitler," a little bit of "shit"...maybe that makes him tough. (I'm reaching here, in case you didn't notice.); July 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
13bit said...: It may be a reach, Hoss, but somebody's got to keep the band playing while the Titanic goes down...; July 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: I'm watching Baseball Potpourri on ESPN because somehow, despite all the money we give them, that doesn't mean we can necessarily get the Mets or the Yankees on TV. Anyway, saw Gleyber pop out with two men on in the 7th. But...did anyone else know that he's up to .297, with a 22-game on-base streak?

Yeah, Pal, never, ever re-examine our great coaching staff.; July 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
AboveAverage said...: Schmidt becomes Schlittler…

What a Pisser…; July 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Some team jumping all over this Seattle starter. Who are these guys, and what have they done with our Yankees?

Never mind, we don't want to know, thanks.; July 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Excellent graphic Mr. A.

I vote for making the eyes more absurd every day until his head explodes.

Also, I have questions for the commentariat: are the krakens achually playing a calzone in right field? Don't they know how fattening they are?; July 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: ...and Enrico Pallazzo at DH?; July 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Jizz looks like he might be able to play second despite being out of position.

Wait, wut? That *is* his position? Why didn't someone tell Boone?; July 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Calzone on first. Breadstick at the plate.

Ok, I'll stop now.

...for at least one batter.; July 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
AboveAverage said...: Thanks Mr Firefly.

I’m glad you requested the eyes instead of making Hal’s Microphone more rea……oh Nevermind.; July 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
AboveAverage said...: They SHOULD have a Schlittler Cam on his starts at the stadium.; July 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Only if Max Bialystock is the producer.

...in the springtime.

I'll leave now.; July 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AboveAverage said...: Like Cam’s attitude; July 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Holy moley. The long quotations here on the trade deadline are choice Cash Salad: https://sports.yahoo.com/article/brian-cashman-preparing-town-address-230042188.html; July 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: If you so desire (and have the stomach for it) then mouth could also open gradually.

Forget I said that. Now I have to go rinse my mind with bleach.; July 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
AboveAverage said...: 99 mph with movement; July 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
AboveAverage said...: PAL will trade him for IL Sanchez; July 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Do NOT say his name three times or he will reappear.; July 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: The little shit was given number 31 (and not 67 or something like that), so they must think he's good.

We're screwed.; July 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I vote for "Little Shit" to be his nickname.; July 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
AboveAverage said...: Nothing quite like a solid Schlittler .
Could have used him in Flushing.
And then Lasagna shits the bed.; July 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: fans behind his family (or maybe just more family) have a "Straight out of Walpole" sign behind them.

Walpole is where the men's maximum security state prison is located.

Hilarious.; July 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Speaking of which, we haven't heard from Local Bargain Jerk lately.

Probably unrelated.; July 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
DickAllen said...: Mars is on a roll.; July 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mildred Lopez said...: I think Dominguez might be good. Maybe.; July 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: He’s certainly a bit faster than Stanton.; July 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: So is my patio furniture.

But not my doorstop. Glassman is faster than that.; July 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
AboveAverage said...: No way!; July 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
AboveAverage said...: Hopefully the game ends soonish as I must go and fetch someone returning from hawhyee; July 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
AboveAverage said...: Also …. Volpe !!!; July 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
ranger_lp said...: Yankees Win!!!; July 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Welina hou!; July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Is this actually a winning streak?; July 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM

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