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So much for handling Boston.
Yankees embarrass themselves.
Syracuse, New York
Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
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After 15 innings against Boston
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A harrowing Yankee defeat.
So much for handling Boston.
Awful.
Yankees embarrass themselves.
Mets take two in 2025 Tabloids Cover Race
- Knicks 147.5
- Yankees 120.5
- Mets 94
- St. John's basketball 31
- Giants 24.5
- Jets 19.5
- NFL Postseason 15.5
- NCAA Final Four 3
- Golf 3
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- Trump 1
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Final 2024 Tabloids Covers Standings
- Yankees 215
- Knicks 160.5
- Mets 141.5
- Giants 63
- Jets 44.5
- Rangers (NY) 36.5
- NFL Playoffs 18.5
- The Olympics 17
- St. John's basketball 7
- College Basketball 6.5
- Bill Belichick 6
- Ohtani & the Dodgers 4
- Death of Willie Mays 3.5
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- NCAA Women's basketball 2
- Bill Walton: RIP 2
- Rickie Henderson: RIP 2
- Golf 2
- Nick Saban retires 1
- Jim Harbaugh goes pro 1
- Mike Tyson comeback 1
- Injuries 1
YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE
- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
- R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
- Jersey Devils 2.5
- R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
- Michigan Football cheating 2
- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1
Our Headquarters
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Final 2018 Tabloids Cover Count
Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)
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Fuck him. He’ll never be anything more than an intern.
Beyond the mailroom, the man is useless. Beyond useless. He’s a danger to the well-being of the New York Yankees.
Volpe with Number 14 - Incredible. Amazing. Impressive.
Ca$hole is indeed a danger to the Yankees.
When I looked at the picture, I thought it was Uncle Fester at first.
Thinking about it, Fester would be a better GM.
Volpe in a battle for a second straight gleyber: more errors than home runs.
Dominguez with a double in the corner. He's now 6-15. I think that's, you know, .400. But I'm sure Boone will bat for him in the 9th again.
Exactly
All Cashman
Cone, tonight, saying how great it would be if the majors could play like the Savannah Bananas: a strict two hours, followed by a "swing-off." I love you, David, but if you're that bored by baseball, retire and hit the links.
Dominguez with another hit, then a stolen base. That bum! Where's Amed Rosario?
Then the hustle to third, which created the run. Back to the bench, loser!
Sure glad Volpe hadn't stolen second already. Didn't want him going to third on that play.
There we go! A little hustle, a little pressure. Real baseball!
Dominguez is a good baseball player. Not a great left fielder but a smart player.
As Jack Palance said, it's early yet.
And he appears to really enjoy playing the game
Boone has entered the "let's steal outs" portion of the game. How many runs will this cost, I wonder?
Yup. How many straight balls do you think he lets Fried throw here?
Yeah, there's gift run. You know, ANYONE can take the pitcher out too late. Anyone.
111 pitches!! What the fucking fuck was he fucking thinking!!?
Boone a day late and a dollar short. Again.
That’s a terrible insult to Uncle Fester.
Now watch--Fried's arm just inexplicably tightens up tomorrow.
Oh, Good Lord, Loaisiga? Well, he did it.
Gotta luv Boone
The trainers hopefully are all over Fried’s fingers after throwing so many pitches tonight.
If JM was here I know what he’d say….
Two innings of Lasagna . . . That’s our Boonie!
2-0. I say walk him.
Two on, nobody out. Weaver now, please.
.302 hitter up, with a man on third. No Weaver?
Nice! Okay. But now we have to sweat Williams.
The coat threw me off. I apologize to the good Uncle Fester.
Huge.
Volpe is still an asshole.
What will we ever do if Williams needs to hold, I dunno, a one-run lead?
You know, I think I hate this guy even more than Torrents.
Pretty funny hearing how nervous the whole Stadium is. Pretty sad, having to watch it.
Ah, that sure-handed fielding. Still, an out.
Sigh.
Here we go again…
Face it, Volpe’s not a wartime consigliere
Yankees Win!!!
The, uh, the, uh, Yankees, you know...WIN!
Woo hoo, I guess. Volpe is a punk.
Phew!
Pretty damned funny, 999. But hey, they pulled it out.
Hey, we beat the Rays
Happiest of happy days
Rain rain go away
We are the Cash-mans
My friends
And well
Keep on
Crappin’
To the End
Thanks for inlucding Genius, because I hear what a Genius Cashman is and he is anything but. As the Yankees Crash, he is still doing the same old thing.
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