Grab your socks and drop your cocks! It's time for Yankees baseball. In Bonnie Boonie we trust! Thank God for Hal! God bless our faultless, blameless and immaculate GM, Brian "The Brain" Cashman, and their merry band of nitwits.
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I thought it strange that The Brain DFA'd Marinaccio right now, especially with Cousins possibly hurt... They kept Poteet, a starter who we hopefully won't need this year, but ejected Marinaccio who we just might.... No sabe', no sabe'.
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On average, the magic 8 ball says yes.
Four Fingers Cole on the Oakland bump tonight.
Let it be written - Let it be said
Grab your socks and drop your cocks! It's time for Yankees baseball. In Bonnie Boonie we trust! Thank God for Hal! God bless our faultless, blameless and immaculate GM, Brian "The Brain" Cashman, and their merry band of nitwits.
Fast First
What the fuck is going on with Gleyber? He's like gold glove out there?
Verdugo with his 500th G/O to the left side, this time a DP
Honestly? It’s excruciatingly boring to watch this lineup. KO, GO to the leftside…
The Yankees aren’t going to score another run this season, are they.
Told you.
But, um, I, uh, think that, um, they've been getting good looks at the ball and, um, getting some good swing.
I think, um, that a lot of these guy, er, a pretty close to turning it around.
The future is ahead of us. Otherwise it would be the past.
Um, time is, like, a flat circle, so, um, the past is also, like, the future, so, um, we’re actually already World Series champs.
Get Holmes up and let’s blow this thing!
Cole throws a Maddox and he might not even get the win
Cole threw for nine? I'm impressed.
And Soto and...Volpe?
And Vertigo bunted? Successfully?
What the hell is happening?
Mercury is in retrograde. Or maybe Oakland
Get your pineapples ready.
My sphincter is already twitching
Weaver is the best we have. At least Boone didn't use Holmes.
Dream Weaver two Ks so far....
Three. Thuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!
Our new closer
That was a big Yankee win.
Leave it to Weaver!
Cole pitched like an Ace tonight.
☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
Flouncy likes to make problems for himself, I think, in order to "bounce back." But hey, a win is a win.
All of the Bay Area rejoices in the Yankees Win!
Sources from Japan report sightings of a giant flying reptile making its way across the Pacific towards central California. More on this as additional information becomes available. Authorities advise people to stay indoors until further notice. That means YOU!
Turtle-like, or bird-like?
I thought it strange that The Brain DFA'd Marinaccio right now, especially with Cousins possibly hurt... They kept Poteet, a starter who we hopefully won't need this year, but ejected Marinaccio who we just might.... No sabe', no sabe'.
Bird-like
Unwavering.
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