Welp, here it is.
The Gauntlet.
It starts Tuesday.
Three games against Houston.
Three against Toronto.
Three vs Detroit.
Three at Fenway.
They all despise us, their hatreds burning hotter than a billion suns.
Houston cheats. Everybody knows it. They stole a world series. They used video technology and garbage cans. They'll should be in jail. They have no shame. Next winter, don't be surprised if they invoke a redistricting plan for the NL West. (They'll play Colorado, Washington, White Sox and Toledo.)
Toronto has L'll Vlad, who vowed to never join the Yankees, never have anything to do with the Yankees, never even smile in the Yankees' direction... until it became financially inconvenient, so he said he was just kidding. Now he hates us again? He's lapped me.
Detroit has Gleyber - seething, angry Gleyber - who still cannot accept that he sleepwalked his way out of a career in NY. He could have been a lifelong Yankee. It was his fault, not ours.
And then Boston... smug, frat-boy Boston. The Redsocks should ditch 2025 and send their young, superstar lineup directly to Cooperstown.
Four three-game series, each one a glimpse of October.
After 137 games, we will finally gauge the destiny of this team.
Yes, it will be followed by two weeks of cupcakes. Yes, as patsy-punchers, the Yankees will still be able to stumble into the playoffs - and quickly disappear.
But make no mistake: This is the Gauntlet.
15 comments:
Lettuce spray…
Wait a second . . . quick question . . . Is this a Gauntlet ?
No baseball for the Yankees on Labor Day. MLB just doesn’t get it.
I'll SAY, 999! Ridiculous. And the Mets play a whole other team today. Ridiculous.
And someone posted something online yesterday, showing the Yankees supposedly headed off for Houston in all sorts of Billy Martin-style, Western gear. Ten-gallon hats, and the like.
Great. Now we're a cosplaying road tour. I'd rather have a baseball team.
MLB doesn't get baseball, much less scheduling it.
Wasn't The Gauntlet a Clint Eastwood movie? Dirty Harry Callahan? Was Hal Holbrook in that one? My memory fails me.
"YankeesGauntlet" is an anagram for "tensely tank ague." it also turns into "analyst geek neut." I could go on, but you get the picture. Or do you?
Let me adjust my rabbit ears, the picture doesn't come in so good.
His character was named Ben Shockley (t/y Wikipedia!) and he had to run… “THE GAUNTLET”
Wasn't Sandra Locke in it?
Or was it "Sondra"?
Soto today with a triple, grand slam, and 6 ribbies. To misquote Yamamoto—not the pitcher—I fear they have awakened a sleeping giant.
Does this mean that the Mets have a Manhattan Project going on that we are unaware of?
One more thing - and where the fuck is everybody today? - but say we do make it through the gauntlet and make the playoffs. And I'd be shocked if we don't. What happens then? We all know that we wilt against playoff-caliber teams. I know that just making it there is enough for Hal and Brian "I floss with pubic hair" Cashman, but that's not enough for your basic Yankee fan. We like to win. Dominating the regular season is just a prelude to winning it all. "Winning it all" is what the Yankees are about, not "just getting there." I'm tired. Excuse my lack of verve, my absence of joie de vivre. I'm tired of all the winning.
4-8...if we're lucky
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