Fun fact: Each of us wishes he or she could run the Yankees - with a trusty time machine, of course.
We wouldn't have traded Mike Lowell, or punted on Nathan Eovaldi, or botched countless roster tweaks, from Zolio to Melky, from Nova to Cano, from Tauchman to Overbay. We wouldn't have gone 16 years without a ring, as Brian "Cooperstown" Cashman has now done.
But but BUT... today, I stand before you, groveling to the juju gods in rapt appreciation that I. Am. Not. Cashman.
Nope. He can have his fancy parking space, his coffee machine, the cufflinks, the private commode... everything. Over the next few weeks, Cashman has several major decisions to make - first world problems - with only one way to go - down. The Yankees have won 11 of 13, and they face an infusion of rawboned youth and experienced guile. It's hard to imagine a period where things go better than they've gone, and - of course - when it starts to go south, we'll blame Cashman for everything. You get the tar; I'll get the chickens.
Today, we enjoy the best record in the AL, with a former Cy Young winner returning and various youngsters knocking on various doors. But a month from now, with summer still beginning to explode, we could be looking at a disaster, because that's all, folks, that's China Town, Jake, and that's baseball, Suzyn.
Cashman faces three huge decisions, each to be rammed down his throat. In fact, he has no decision to make.
1. What to do with Gerrit Cole and Carlos Rodon? The answer? Nothing. Just hold on and watch. Both are returning. Both will join the rotation, probably this month, replacing the two Ryans - Weathers and Yarbrough, who will head to the bullpen.
This is great news, unless it isn't. There's no guarantee that Cole, at 35, can recapture the Cy Young stuff that is now three years in his rearview. Same with Rodan, 33. Last season, he had, arguably, his best year as a Yankee - 18-9, 3.03. But at the end, he could barely lift his shoulder. He must reinvent himself, as pitchers his age must always do.
This isn't Cashman's decision to make. These guys are coming back. Period. They are veteran pitchers, former aces, and cagy enough to win by honest duplicity. But Cole gave up three runs the other day in Double A, and Rodon gave up one, and baseball is murder, especially when a great career is reaching its twilight. To paraphrase Michael Kay, do Cole and Rodon have rallies in their bones? If they don't, it will be painful.
2. The Martian's elbow scan came back clear, and it looks as though he will not miss playing time. (He might play today.) This is wonderful news. The sight of him being looked over by trainers, after Nathan Eovaldi plunked his elbow - it was our worst nightmare.
We need to know what Jasson Dominguez has. The notion that he'd miss a month or two with a broken elbow - that's how careers get derailed. Eight years after he was signed in a hail of hype and money, we're still waiting. (Spencer Jones, too.) It's time to find out what we have... and, if necessary, to move on.
3. The fulcrum point for Anthony Volpe creeps ever closer. He's ready to join the team. But Jose Caballero has earned the right to start at SS. For God's sake, he homered last night. He's playing at a level that we haven't seen Volpe reach since the brief period when he shined, three years ago, as a once-around-the-league rookie.
One wrinkle: if the Yankees option Volpe to the minors, for at least 20 days, apparently, it will delay his free-agent eligibility by a year, pushing it to 2030. Volpe won't like that, and I don't blame him. But don't be surprised if Cashman plays hardball and sends him to Scranton, to play 3B next to SS George Lombard Jr.
For now, I'm glad I'm not Cashman. Though a time machine wouldn't be bad...
15 comments:
Thanks for the Martian news. And good news, to boot.
I don't think Cole will regain his form, and I doubt Rodan will, either. They will in actuality become our number four and five starters, even if they're called one and two. Or one and four.
Saw a recent picture of Cole in a tshirt. Rally in his bones? Don't know. Donuts in his gut? Definitely.
Donuts are the key
To Cole's recovery
Down the pie hole
They will go
Slush around
and out his hole
Will he shine
Soon we'll know
Well, optimistically that's good. Because it was key for CC.
Hey, I didn't call Cole our Pillsbury Dough Boy for nuthin'. But what's with that squeaky high voice? Strange....
The main problem with Cole & Rodon returning is that, when we barely make the playoffs at the end of tbe year, Cole will be tapped (by Ba-Boone, under orders from Cashman) to start the the one or two game playoff. And he'll get zapped. And that'll be the end of the 2026 Yankees.
Since Cabellero is out-playing Volpe, (he did last year also before getting benched for the playoffs), leave Volpe in the minors until he hits .450. We'll be waiting a very long time, I hope.
Forever
I don't like Weathers facing Pete Alonso today. What is it with Yankee pitching and Alonso? See, that's just bad coaching. If a guy is a certified Yankee Killer, the manager and pitching coach have to stress feeding him nasty stuff out of the strike zone. Don't challenge the guy. Let him take his walks. It's just like with Evan Longoria, Mike Trout. They pitch aggressively and get burned. Really getting tiring to watch. You know Alonso will hit another homer today, probably a 3 run jack. Maybe he'll hit a 3 run HR and a 2 run HR for a full house.
Very true, Hammer. The Yanks do this constantly with the one or two good hitters on bad teams. Also, Alonso's homer should serve as warning that he's finally starting to emerge from a season-long slump. Will that inform the Yankees? Hahahahaha.
Publius, a fat pitcher is a joy unto the heavens. I've known that since I watched Mickey Lolich win three games in the 1968 World Series. Those guts are just more energy to fuel a start.
Well-put, Duque. And hey, I would've certainly made my share of mistakes running the Yanks. I remember thinking that the Yankees just HAD to sign Chone Figgins when he was a free agent. Also Carl Crawford.
Infinitely more annoying, though, are the stupid things Cashman does for no discernible reason. Okay, Sonny Gray didn't work out—doesn't mean that all you get for him is a Double-A, mediocre outfielder...
As for the choices we'll soon be facing...I think they're basically good dilemmas to have. I think they have accidentally provided the Yanks with what Cashman never provides enough of: depth.
Will The Martian turn out to be for real? I don't think he could possibly be worse than Mr. .155, Reversion-to-form Trent Grisham.
Stanton out??? Well, maybe he'll be back and in form just in time for the playoff games where he (usually) excels.
Caballero playing the best defense at short in baseball? All the more reason to delay Volpe—or put him on third. Will Cole and Rodon be at their career best coming back? Almost certainly not—but maybe they'll be tanned, rested, and ready by October.
Too many players is a good problem to have. We still have to do something to fix Wells, and who knows what we'll get from Mr. 50-50. But too many players is a good problem to have.
Hall of Fame Defensive Outfielder & Gold Glover Trent Grisham sure makes a ton of errors in CF, eh? Imagine The Martian made all those errors and misplays that are not scored as errors, he'd be getting crucified, hung, drawn & quartered.
I believe Lolich once said, “hey…you don’t run the ball over the plate”
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