1. When you see a dwarf, do you feel guilty knowing that his HGH went into a six-foot-five inch man?
2. To relax Roger's cheeks before moment of penetration, did you use a stock remark -- such as, "MAMA-MIA! THIS IS ONE COOPERSTOWN CABOOSE!" -- And if so, what was your remark?
3. Think carefully. At the point of injection, who flinched the most? Andy? Roger? Or Debbie?
4. You stored syringes in a crushed beer can. You couldn't afford a ziplock bag?
5. Were there any times during the naked butt injection phase when you thought Roger might be enjoying this?
6. Did you carry around, like, a really cool "stash" kit with velcro straps for the needles?
7. Does HGH affect your ears so you mmmem-memmmm?
8. Afterwords, did Roger ever tear off his shirt and shout, "ROCKET STRONG! ROCKET SMASH PUNY METS!"
9. Under the code of drug dealers, weren't you duty bound to do the jail time and not rat out a pal?10. Jacoby Ellsbury! Considering the power he showed last year -- two long home runs at Pawtucket! -- is there any way he's NOT juicing?
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Rep. Elijah Cummings is tearing Clemens a new one. Which isn't all bad for Rocket. He can inject more HGH into the new one.
Liza with a "Z" is going to be pissed again.
She loves the Ellsbury dough boy.
Why oh why do you continue to pick on him? To ridicule him? To humiliate him?
Liza ( with a "Z") says that Jacoby is named after Jacob, who has some role in the good book.
so, when you cast stones at Jacoby, are you not also casting stones at the current Pope and all previous Popes?
Do pointy hats and flowing
robes ( hiding the high heels? ) have no place in your sense of reverance? And piety?
So what if Jacoby Ellsbury is juicing to be the HR force, replacing Big Pappy's role in the Sawk lineup?
That doesn't make him a fallen evagelical.
That doesn't make him George Bush.
Dan Burton is on Rocket's payroll.
Liza (with a "Z")is an avowed thespian.
That's what I heard!
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