1. What if the players to be named later for Austin Kearns and Kerry Woods turn out to be A-Rod and Jeet? Will the writers still think we got them for nothing?2. What if new Orioles manager Buck Showalter, on the final game of the season, pulls his starters so our opponents get home field advantage in the playoffs? What will his excuse be this time?
3. What if we had traded Jesus Montero for Lance Berkman? Would he have refused to play for a team that betrays Jesus?
4. What if A-Rod goes another month before hitting 600? Will he be the first player in history to hit 600 HRs while batting eighth?
6. What if Kerry Wood flatly refused to shave his beard? Would the sons care?
7. What if we never win another game? Not one?
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8. What happened to the final three questions? If A-Rod is supposed to supply them, will they ever arrive?
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