Thursday, January 2, 2014

Is Brian Cashman a Dr. Who-watching weenie?

The world is divided into two types: People who watch Dr. Who, and those who don't.

I do not. Never did, and - unless I'm brain damaged in a car accident - never will. When Mustang blathers himself into a Vulcan mating frenzy about the underlying social commentary in the early Who years, all I hear is Ricky Ricardo 'splaining to Lucy, "Habla, habla, habla." Back in 1963, when tourists stopped coming to see Stonehenge, or the Magna Carta, or whatever the hell they have, the Brits broke apart. Half chose Dr. No, the James Bond movie with Ursula Andress stepping on a sea urchin and getting her toes licked. (Do I have to say anything more?)  The other half preferred Dr. Who, a cheap knock off of Lost In Space - (which featured the great Billy Mumy, who at the time was vying with Ron Howard - aka Opie Taylor - as America's No. 1 red-haired tyke.)

Something happened to the planet - sunspots, maybe, or high concentrations of nitrous oxide. A lot of American kids chose the wrong path - Dr. Who - over Ursula Andress getting her foot sucked on! You want social commentary? How about Ursula Andress' foot! Frankly, you could find more meaning in Dan Blocker's left buttock on Bonanza, where poor Ben Cartwright couldn't keep a wife alive for a whole 54 minute episode...

Which brings me to Cashman.

This is an old photo. He now wears contacts (but still looks like a guy who misplaced his glasses.) Look at those frames. Is this not a Dr. Who-fan?  I wonder if he even has time to watch Yankee games. Does Joel Sherman ever ask him about this? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

My theory: Hal Steinbrenner - aka HAL 9000 - is a Dr. Who fan. Whenever Hal asks about the Yankees dead farm system, Cashman starts talking up the Time Lords, or the Daleks, the Dorktons, or the Zlobdoids, or a Clabitorinos, whatever.

But you know who DOESN'T watch Dr. Who? Tony La Russa! Joe Torre! The teams that win baseball games.

4 comments:

KD said...

I was in the outer orbits of Dr. Who fandom. all I remember was the hot babe he cavorted with (albeit with no toe sucking), his ridiculous, low-budget robotic dog, and the phone booth time machine, larger on the inside than the outside. but the kids who were fans always had some good Columbian. what can I say?

Mustang said...

Duque, let me understand this so I can throw it in your face later.

Are you suggesting that the Yankees are bad because their owner and GM are a couple of poindexters?

el duque said...

I'm saying Cashman blames some alien life form for Dellin Betances.

John M said...

But Cashman IS an alien lifeform!

I started Whoing in the late 70s and never miss it. The idea that it has any meaning other than a rollicking sci fi good time is something I refuse to accept, even if they're trying.

Nobody better mess with my nerdoid entertainment and tell me it means something deep. Although on the original Star Trek, even when it tried to be deep it was hugely entertaining, kind of like a joke on a joke.

Sci fi series am good, in my book. And anything with James Spader in it. And I never liked the smug self-satisfied Seinfeld, making me an outlier anyway.