Tanaka is ours!
2014 is in play!
Hal Steinbrenner is serious!
$189 million is dead!
A-Rod is yesterday's news!
CC just put on 10 pounds!
Cano is in a football town!
Theo Epstein is pissed!
Tex right now is working his wrist! (No naughty thoughts, there)
God is in heaven!
No school in New York!
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I guess those 74 candles I lit at St. Patrick's worked.
Maybe I should take the Yankees outfit off the cat now. The juju played out!
Those $11 beers now seem worth the price!
PLAY BALL!!
How is 2014 in play with
1. no infield
2. iffy bullpen
3. an old man in right field who may or my not have anything left
4. a thirty-year-old overrated catcher who is signed for way too much money for way too long
5. no surefire starting pitchers aside from Tanaka--and who knows exactly what he will do?
6. As ever, no farm system.
This is more Steinbrennerian stupidity and desperation, a classic case of throwing a bucket of money into a black hole of a team.
Yankee Stadium will be a morgue by July 1.
Ah, Anonymous is back.
Let the negativity begin!
John M is a robot who spouts middlebrow cliches on a tape loop. "Negativity" bad. Just put on a happy face--the sun will come out tomorrow--smile when your heart is breaking-everything's coming up roses. His brain is a colligation of show-tune vapidity.
Notice that he doesn't address any of the specific points-just spouts the middle-class no-brain injunction to slap on a smiley face at all times--unless you're talking about some other team--then it's full "negativity" ahead!
The wages of a stunted middle-class mind.
Anonymous has a point, I mean ju ju is born of a glass half empty philosophy. It is sad though that Animus always brings the venom to the discourse, along with his insecurities.
Stuff your petty condescending ad hominem crap back up your ass, "Schopenhauer." In case you hadn't noticed, in this instance, as in all others, I did not fire the first shot. Now you have initiated another shot. Go fuck yourself, you smarmy hypocrite.
Anonymous, I apologize, you were right, you did not fire the first volley but please take the comments in good humor and try a little yourself.
Yet more smarmy hypocrisy from Schopenhauer, this time dilating on the subject of humor. Not only hypocritical, but evidently pretty dumb as well. Here's a "humorist" who fails to see the irony--the humor--in his own studied pomposity, his oily attempt to pass off his nasty sanctimony as . . . . just good fun!
The humorist as buffoon--the unintended subject of his own "humor."
Anonymous, it was clear that you took John M's post as chide and not a lighthearted tease as I perceived it. Hence my post.
Schopenhauer--
You've already made a complete ass of yourself--no further effort required. Moreover, your preening blend of sanctimony and malevolence is bound to induce a bad case of nausea to anyone happening upon this thread. Show a little consideration and shut the fuck up already.
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