Thursday, January 2, 2014

Yankiverse on Defcon 5 status, awaiting A-Rod decision

This level of tension may cause flare-ups within the nation's emotional grid.

1 comment:

KD said...

These Spice Girls are all a little long in the tooth. How about something a little fresher from the Brits? Baring that, the girls could take on new names to reflect added maturity.

I suggest the 7 dwarfs as an appropriate model, sans Doc and Bashful. Doc implies some post graduate education, so that name is obviously out. Bashful is out as it implies some level of modesty.

Excessive seasoning can be bothersome to mature palates. Old Spice Girl fans need a new name for the group, one they can identify with. Something that calls to them. How about "Boiled Vegetables"?